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[clit eastwood @bruhgirl2001]

feel like a horny pervert everytime a firetruck passes by and i try to see if any of them r sexy

[erika @yeeeerika]

unfollowed someone who said they hate corn dogs do not fuck with me

[roger🫧 @expiredcunt]

Shakira going to Africa every time it’s the World Cup to find backup dancers

[Fred Wellman @FPWellman]

This is the absolute dumbest thing imaginable for the Secretary of Defense to be focused on. We are literally at war and this idiot is in his office doing two camera make up videos on testosterone. What a complete clown show. I’m so sorry for our poor service members who have to deal with this ridiculous man.

[ɳყαɦ! @JINKIESBTCH]

and to my grandkids i leave 64 playlists i curated based on a specific feeling or experience

[Aes🇺🇸 @AesPolitics1]

Dude outliving people 10+ years younger than him who said he would die in office.

[mahrukh @parhloumahrukh]

instagram needs to stop sending useless notifications, like idgaf about who shared an instant😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Dan Bilzerian for President @ElectBilzerian]

You can tell a lot about a person by how they ignore a genocide.

[raw روان✨ @raweezzyy]

Lindsey Graham got on national television and said “we’re killing the right kind of people” after 168 Iranian school girls were bombed. May my heart continue to stay despicably cruel, heartless and abusive to those who celebrate the deaths of children 🙏🏼

[Mark Slapinski @mark_slapinski]

BREAKING: Mitch McConnell is DEAD, according to reports.

[trenchpussy @tenthousund]

waking mcconnell up w a rose toy

[vivi @jihadbian]

Morocco has lost now Hakimi take you ass to the court of versailles and hold that sentencing

[pj @pjayevans]

I’m outside Mitch McConnell’s hospital window blasting See You Again by Wiz Khalifa on my JBL speaker

[lucca ꕤ daisy chain @balladofalivie]

tendo crise existencial aqui pensando em como minha vida vai estar diferente até a próxima copa

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

We're experiencing this heatwave because the gates of hell have opened for Mitch McConnell.

[h 🇲🇽 @hughgoghboy]

Tried searching for an email on outlook

[Goatbappe🪐 @kyksthetic]

“Mom why is my name kyliana mbappina”

[Mahir 🇹🇷🇬🇧 @ScrewderiaF1]

Ronaldo fans logging on to Twitter after his performance today

[s.k. @worthlessslinky]

Remember: the “elite” talk shit about Harvard constantly calling it woke but send their kids there. Bad for you but good for them. Their entire world view and policies behind them are lies.

[JP @whyamijp]

i miss the golden age of DVD where every menu would be like this