Claire Frances

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

Dr. Ford, I am in awe of your bravery.

[larson @lo_godlesky]

This. My blood is boiling as I listen to this. My heart breaks and my stomach is in knots for Dr. Ford. I keep typing, erasing and trying to put into words how I feel about this, but I can't. Just please, please believe survivors when they have the courage to speak out

[Mikel Jollett @Mikel_Jollett]

After 8 years of Republicans screaming about the deficit — saying we can’t afford basic health insurance — we ended 2015 with a deficit of: $439 billion.

After Trump’s tax cuts for corporations, the deficit projection for 2018: $890 billion.

For 2019: $1,085 billion.

[Robin Pogrebin @rpogrebin]

An anonymous donor has supported underrecognized female artists over 40 for the last 22 years. Now she is coming forward (and turns out to be an underrecognized female artist over 40 herself). My story here. https://t.co/r6HOHL4bPl

[Claire Frances @claire_fran]

@BunnjourWhitney You’d be in my top 8

[Philip Clarke @ClarkePhil]

As a teacher, I knocked myself out headbutting ceiling pretending to be a particle, star-jumping off a desk.

I've set my arm on fire when lit ethanol trickled down sleeve, from my hand.

I've burnt my ear listening if gas was coming out of a bunsen.

Please don't give me a gun.

[Claire Frances @claire_fran]

@kristennbeyer I miss you already tho

[Netflix @netflix]

FRIENDS 2018 PLOTLINES
-Joey eats Tide pods, goes to hospital (guest star Ellen Pompeo)
-Chandler won't shut up about how funny his Vines were
-Ed Sheeran cameo interrupts Phoebe's Central Perk set
-Ross gets everyone into Bitcoin
-The One Where The Gang Realizes Their Privilege

[L @MsLMG79]

7yr old: Mum, what happens if you eat lots of tinsel?
Me: probably emergency surgery to prevent obstruction somewhere in your digestive system.
7yr old: *blank face* *small voice* you get tinselitis.

[Claire Frances @claire_fran]

@andrewmcmahon @allen_stone @zacclark @boboxblood The website isn’t working! 😰Could you post the tour dates and locations?

[Brett Taylor @Brett_A_Taylor]

I am CRYING. The Weather Channel set up for a live shot of the Georgia Dome being imploded, and at the perfectly wrong time ... this happened (via @ajc):

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

ME: Joe, about halfway through the speech, I’m gonna wish you a happy birth--
BIDEN: IT’S MY BIRTHDAY!
ME: Joe.

Happy birthday to @JoeBiden, my brother and the best vice president anybody could have.

[Akilah Hughes @AkilahObviously]

Did everybody die? https://t.co/UFEYcOIQId

[Claire Frances @claire_fran]

@hashtaghahn #TeamSteve

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Honored to work with a woman of great courage, my friend @ladygaga. With her leadership, and your help, we can change the culture. #ItsOnUs https://t.co/ZcaOqncopa

[LeGate @williamlegate]

Every Trump interview should only be released in transcript form so that everyone can see how dumb he truly is…

[Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff]

oh my god - he was trying to warn us

[Claire Frances @claire_fran]

@RachelEpstein21 Nooooooo