Claire Donnelly

[Secular Talk ([email protected]) @KyleKulinski]

Everybody who voted for the NDAA in the house committed treason. I'm 100% serious.

[• @yducknow]

me, because i have the social battery of an iphone 4

[helios @beyzhive]

all that bootlicking and lying under oath for nothing

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

Typing your email and password on your tv with the remote

[ol’ stocky ⛳️ @oldstocky]

When the first 8 minutes of work felt very productive so you take a 5 hour break

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

got my period on international women’s day

[Roy Drones Jr🪼 @chiweethedog]

I don’t use the global standard for dates; the Gregorian calendar. I use the Kardashian rhinoplasty nose sun dial system

[eda ★ @edascofield]

how having an everything shower and a cup of tea speaks to me

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

The 3 branches of government are:

- Billionaires
- Pedophiles
- Israel

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

Somebody’s paying attention.

[Covie @covie_93]

The people who didn't know that Puerto Rico is a part of the US are suddenly experts on the Middle East.

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

& for the lady, perhaps a regulated nervous system?

[Outspoken™️ @Out5p0ken]

Seriously, why are MAGA women rolling up in my replies. If I wanted your opinion, I’d ask your husband or church leader.

[kaz @kazGoSensGo]

Looks like there are 5 players who are not in attendance at the white house:

- Kyle Connor
- Jake Guentzel
- Brock Nelson
- Jackson LaCombe
- Jake Oettinger

[Aaron Blake @AaronBlake]

“The Justice Department has withheld some Epstein files related to allegations that President Trump sexually abused a minor, an NPR investigation finds.” https://t.co/r3VrzYppaG

[` @ymmmayer]

not to alarm anyone but is anyone else worried about how fucking stupid everyone is ??

[Sean Casten @SeanCasten]

3 million pages of evidence of a massive child sex trafficking ring and this is what the FBI director is doing right now.

[Yahoo Sports @YahooSports]

THE WOMEN OF TEAM USA DOMINATED THE PODIUM 😤

They finished with more gold medals and total medals than the men for a SIXTH straight Olympics 🥇🇺🇸

[daz @MetamateDaz]

I don't want AI. I want functional public transit, walkable communities, and the light behind my eyes back.