Claire

im not italian anymore im a blind rat || (she/her)

[adele 🐈‍⬛ @bbyunicorntears]

fool me once thats it im killing myself

[Phil Lester @AmazingPhil]

first interview where we didn't have to lie about being collaboratively gay!!

[Claire @clairebtw]

@AmazingPhil i hope this is a mukbang

[Claire @clairebtw]

i actually dodged two times, insane

[Claire @clairebtw]

nearly had to go to the hospital because i live with a crazy person woohoo

[Claire @clairebtw]

if this fucking kid punched the table another time i will throw him on the ground

[Claire @clairebtw]

also i hate being poor and having no job i saw people getting 8 dates oh well

[Claire @clairebtw]

im sorry but people buying "random tickets" and then reselling them

[¿ @umlarp]

cut my life into peaches

[Claire @clairebtw]

hes so weird i love my dad

[Phil Lester @AmazingPhil]

CAN'T WAIT TO GET HARD WITH YOU ALL IN REAL LIFE

[Claire @clairebtw]

honestly im glad id kms

[Claire @clairebtw]

nvm no italy

[Daniel Howell @danielhowell]

DAN AND PHIL - THE HARD LAUNCH WORLD TOUR

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[Claire @clairebtw]

@danielhowell @AmazingPhil i guess its time to get a job

[Claire @clairebtw]

which is dumb as shit but it actually happened nearly 3 times (2 did happen) also i hate when she doesn't tell me anything and leaves me wondering if anything is going to happen, she does it when we meet irl too

[Claire @clairebtw]

so fun fact, i told my friend how awful this week has been and also how shit I felt and she decided to hop on a call after dinner however the call actually didn't happen and she didn't tell me why and i have the feeling that if i fall asleep she will actually text me

[Daniel Howell @danielhowell]

finally some real journalism

[Claire @clairebtw]

btw my father literally said im a piece of shit when we haven't spent more than two hours together since 2007, bro you dont even know my name anymore

[Claire @clairebtw]

mother and father spoke and decided i can go live with that man if i want to

and i don't want to, they will have to force me

[Claire @clairebtw]

if they make me live w my dad ill kms

[Claire @clairebtw]

and when i insult back she called my father, unfortunately i can't call her parents cause they died