Claire

The Elle Woods of mathematicians. Mostly fueled by caffeine and spite.

[Claire @clairedigi]

@netflix my family pays for 4 profiles. We should be able to use those profiles wherever choose. I’m not going to create a new account to pay to use a profile we already pay for.

[Claire @clairedigi]

Did they do any user testing at all before forcing this on us

[Claire @clairedigi]

I was having a nice day until my @SpotifyUSA home feed updated to their new nightmarish interface #spotifystreamon

[Claire @clairedigi]

Warning: Don’t listen to the new @Ologies at the gym because Alie *will* talk about ghost farts and you *will* fall over in the middle of a tricep dip

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

BREAKING: A new poll shows 69% of Americans OPPOSE the Supreme Court overturning Roe v. Wade.

Retweet if you are one of them! 🤚

[Claire @clairedigi]

Oh no. The Erins warned us! @tpwky

[WBC24 @WBC24News]

China reports 5 new human cases of H5N6 bird flu, at least 2 dead https://t.co/EEEvYdWYuX

[Claire @clairedigi]

if you’re going to pose with a baby in your dating app photos I’m going to need you to clarify whether or not the baby is yours

[Claire @clairedigi]

When my headphones die in the middle of a workout I leave them on so no one tries to talk to me

[Mike Brown does not X @plutokiller]

A thread for Californian voters out there:
You, like me, got your recall ballot in the mail a few weeks ago. Like me, you might be "meaning to get around to mailing it in any day now." This ballot matters. Let's do it today. First, go find it. It looks something like this.

[Claire @clairedigi]

I didn’t like the way these two middle aged men were eyeing me and as I thought this a group of seagulls swooped down and attacked them

[Claire @clairedigi]

Tell me you’re Catholic without telling me you’re Catholic: your family announcing “we have a Pope!” when the fire pit lights

[Claire @clairedigi]

Have @Girls_GottaEat seen this yet https://t.co/vDOkhHtSls

[Claire @clairedigi]

Saw a woman at the store wearing cicada shells on her head like little hair accessories and I can already tell this is going to haunt me

[Claire @clairedigi]

@kcmunoz_ A true American hero

[Claire @clairedigi]

Sitting in traffic, eating prosciutto. As one does.

[Science Channel @ScienceChannel]

During mating season, James’ flamingos throw a synchronized dance party.

Stream Mysterious Planet on @discoveryplus. Download and subscribe now! 🦩 https://t.co/Hfb1ZNvlkx #discoveryplus

[Claire @clairedigi]

Gleefully carbed up all day because period and now I have just ran the farthest I have ever gone since being diagnosed with asthma so really chocolate is a health food