Claire Zielinski

| Ohio raised | NYC living | Hong Kong cultured |Adulthood pending

[Christian Schneider @Schneider_CM]

Ancestry-dot-com is really fumbling the chance to advertise to American soccer fans during the World Cup. "Are you rooting for Germany? Are you SURE you shouldn't be rooting for Sweden? How about a DNA test?"

[bre. @amanimslove]

quando eu era criança, eu acreditava fielmente que essa mulher era a princesa diana

[𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖗𝖑𝖞❤️‍🔥 @Charlygotyou]

Im sick of the microsoft authenticator like who would be logging in to do my work? Tf 😭😭😭😭

[Mr. Mallard @distraughtduck]

not an early bird, nor a late night owl, but a secret third thing (permanently exhausted duck)

[tab @tvbzify]

If the Seahawks win the Superbowl I will give everyone that engages with this $50

[mary⁷ @koonimies]

gasolina played and i just about died thinking he was bringing out daddy yankee

[Big Mama, your ARM! @AshleyShyMiller]

Girl, I thought Daddy Yankee was about to come out

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

THIS FCKING SETUP & PRODUCTION??? BAD BUNNY IS ALREADY CHEWING OMFG😭😭😭 #SuperBowl https://t.co/nqnrClDsbF

[noah @capsboybebop]

remember the super bowl where mr peanut fucking died

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

Today is your one-year warning…

The Super Bowl and Valentine’s Day fall on the same day next year.

Start planning now.

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

Ignoring calories until Jan.

[greg @greg16676935420]

Leonardo DiCaprio just sold his PS2

[⚚Sage @belikesagee]

there has been a british voice in my head saying “bit sad innit” for the past few weeks.

[ηαdι. @luvblessingz]

EVERYTHING KEEPS COSTING MONEY!!

[trash jones @jzux]

iced coffee on an empty stomach when you’re already kind of in a weird mood

[Claire Zielinski @claireee96]

All I’m gonna say is the government is WATCHING what you tweet no matter what … be careful out there friends

[nanasversion @nansversion]

the blind mouse in shrek:

[𝓑ᥫ᭡ @quesadaaa_]

so grateful to have experienced both