Claire

the incredible edible egg!

[Claire @claireib4]

Brb gonna go snort a line of Taco Bell mild sauce

[Claire @claireib4]

@MichaeltJonsson The reason for the season

[Claire @claireib4]

I hate being an intellectual I would like to be dumber.

[Claire @claireib4]

This …. Hurts

[astrology bot @astrologybot_]

aquarius. pessimism isn't always realistic.

[Claire @claireib4]

Almost said “thanks mama” to my waitress last night and almost said “have a good one king” to a customer this morning.

[Claire @claireib4]

Sry for being sincere on the internet but I’m ending this year happier than I have been in 3 years probably and it’s all because of me and the work I’ve done to like myself more and I don’t really trust that feeling fully but I’m leaning into it.

[Claire @claireib4]

I was self stalking Bc I’m a narcissist but you know what I think I actually accomplished this one.

[Claire @claireib4]

My New Years resolution is to trust men even less

[Claire @claireib4]

@allison48465686 Hahaha yes.

[Claire @claireib4]

I need it

[Maude Frome @frome_maude]

Meet a Frozen Charlotte corpse doll. So-called after a girl who froze to death being driven to a ball. Wildly popular with C19th children as they only cost a penny & came in their own tiny coffins - with a message. They were also baked into cakes as a surprise. #FaustianFriday

[Claire @claireib4]

Twitter is for shouting into the void

[Claire @claireib4]

I am ready to cry and scream

[SZA @sza]

SOS 12/09

[me @boltsfood]

onions r boys and shallots are girls

[Claire @claireib4]

I think this should be a valid reason to leave work

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

To my boss: hey can I go home rn I feel kind of sad and weird

[Claire @claireib4]

Sometimes I’m offended that nobody hits on me at work like… I look good

[Claire @claireib4]

@darawinism And I always notice :-)

[Claire @claireib4]

If there’s one thing imma do… it’s change my Bitmoji’s outfits with the seasons

[Claire @claireib4]

@allison48465686 But also ur a whore if you do that 🤪

[Claire @claireib4]

@allison48465686 In the Uk you’d have to pay for it too 🤪

[mitski bot @mitskilyricsbot]

You only love me when we're all alone

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

your husband jayson boebert was arrested in 2004 for exposing his penis to a group of teenage girls in a bowling alley

[Claire @claireib4]

I know I’m shouting into the void whatever idk

[Claire @claireib4]

People want guns to “defend” themselves right? But the consequence of making assault weapons readily available to whoever wants one is children being told to defend themselves from an armed assailant by throwing books and staplers how is this not backwards as fuck?