Claire Annette Nance

Hate Survivor

[hails @hollanxva]

my dream

[isabel @wisepissmage]

New all timer “us” video just dropped…

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

feeling anxious at a social event. gonna pick at my cuticles. surely i will not rip off too much skin, thus causing me to awkwardly hold a blood-soaked tissue to my thumb for the remainder of the event. surely i have learned my lesson by now.

[Heb @hebertosinlao]

Un poquito bajoneade, no mentiré.

[HEYJAEEE! (Got hacked) @heyjaeeeee]

Jesus walking into the last brunch

[teoni @teoniw]

How I feel after consecutively missing 2 love island episodes #UnPlugged

[Demon Realms @Demon_Realms]

If you've ever dated a grad student it's kind of humiliating. You have to be like "good luck with your exam honey :)" and you're both 27

[The Girl with the Garfield Tattoo @shelbyboring]

Ever since I was a little girl I always knew I wanted to play the role of Wife Who Aggressively Lotions Her Body While Having A Conversation With Her Husband At Bedtime

[Antidepressant Content @depressionlesss]

Everyone asks what i did at work, but no one asks what work did to me

[wendell sandico @wendellsandico]

there should be a word for when it’s a nice day out and you feel guilty about not going for a walk

[etginlik @etginlik]

Tıknaz olduğu için diğerleri tarafından zorbalanan yavru fil:

[Dr. Antifa @fartj0ke]

Being a girlfriend is kind of like being a unpaid creative director

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

the rotund wet beast emerges

[Tacky @michaelcollado]

His stylist hates him. We’ve seen this look from him a million times before. 😭

[Claire Annette Nance @clairenance3]

@AnthonyMKreis Sure seems like it...

[mir @marciodholanda]

me sinto assim no estágio

[marie @astou_jolie]

You either have to be a bitch or get auto immune disease. That’s real talk.

[madonna @madonnarealstar]

Baby that’s Charlie