Claire Parker

[Claire Parker @claireparkeerr]

I dry swallow pills in public to assert my dominance.

[Claire Parker @claireparkeerr]

@nbsmallerbear Nick Bosa is the human version of a bull shark.

[Claire Parker @claireparkeerr]

@Hillmaticc Please enjoy this Verizon ringback tone while your party is being reached

[Claire Parker @claireparkeerr]

Heathenry, commence.

[Claire Parker @claireparkeerr]

@Hillmaticc Unfortunately

[Claire Parker @claireparkeerr]

@s8n 90’s kids, burnt

[Claire Parker @claireparkeerr]

@Hillmaticc I thought you were too old to even adopt. Ovaries and ass on point tho. YGG

[Claire Parker @claireparkeerr]

@KrisBurke I will break my own left pinky toe to hear you say that to every ticket holder at Lambeau Field.

Maybe you meant to say *new generation Packers.

[Claire Parker @claireparkeerr]

@Hillmaticc No, you first

[Claire Parker @claireparkeerr]

@GuitaristJimbo Shut up Hercules.

[Claire Parker @claireparkeerr]

Men are way more attractive without obnoxiously large arms/pecs, just saying.

[Claire Parker @claireparkeerr]

@Hillmaticc Why are you like this

[Claire Parker @claireparkeerr]

@Hillmaticc This makes me happy.

[Claire Parker @claireparkeerr]

@Hillmaticc ♥️

[Claire Parker @claireparkeerr]

@Hillmaticc Yes.

[Claire Parker @claireparkeerr]

@Hillmaticc I just don’t know how to do it so give me a hot second

[Claire Parker @claireparkeerr]

@Hillmaticc It can be disabled so adios amigo

[Claire Parker @claireparkeerr]

@PauldeGelder is a gift from the gods.

[Claire Parker @claireparkeerr]

@Hillmaticc I just don’t know whether to be a whore or eat a twizzler ok

[Claire Parker @claireparkeerr]

@Hillmaticc Cable tv is cool until it’s not football season, then you live off of commercials like this