As an adult, the one place I can conceivably see as being like Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory is wherever they make Mtn Dew at
I don't know what kind of alchemy those madmen do to create the flavors they do, all I know is that one day I want to swim in a river of Baja Blast
When I’m listening to my friend’s 3 minute voice note like it’s a phone call and I’m trying to keep track of all the data points I’ll have to consider when I send my response
People keep saying “AEW isn’t telling stories” or “there are no good AEW stories” but I watch Dynamite and Rampage and I promise you Regal and Excalibur are gonna fuck.