At one point last night Ciarán said loudly "THIS IS AN ART ATTACK" and smacked my butt and tbh I think it's gonna be the high point of this relationship.
I have been wearing crops in place of a bra for almost a year now and I've put on weight & boob and now I have exactly zero idea what bra size I am and I don't want to go bra shopping because it's exhausting & no one has consistent sizes and ughhhhhhggghghfkdkxkssl