I love Northcote but I don't know if I could live there with some of these street names... Like some people are really living on knob street or fuckwit road in that suburb
Personal trainer: Hey welcome to our gym, so to get started why don't you tell me about your fitness goals.
Me: Ultimate Mechamaru Mode Absolute Armoured Puppet Form Prototype Zero
@anton_labae FML, my GP recommended we do the ol fashion pap smear recently cause I had some risk factors and literally every woman I've told about it since has been like 'really? Cause you know you can just self swab now?' sorry I guess my pleb cervix is just so scrape-worthy still
A friend who grew up there told me that Tim-O-Matic had a popular run of hits in Russia and now I'm picturing an adjacent universe where Tim-O-Matic was to Putin as Dennis Rodman is to Kim Jong Un
At some point in the last 15 yrs, Australia's gen x and baby boomers have decided they're all going to use the term 'vale' in tribute to someone who has died. I don't know if it's something they spoke about or if it came about through more pluribus-type means.
@JJKALE2@jonnoxrevanche It gets even worse with Eyal, he uses his restaurants to fundraise for military gear. I've noticed the Melbourne branch has been getting away with branding itself as 'Mediterranean' so that it doesn't click for people what kind of business they're supporting
@yarratrams Driver of 96 tram no 6073 terminating at Russell St at 16:05 yelled at a group of young people wearing hijabs who clearly didn't understand the announcements to disembark the tram. She yelled 'what part of get off the tram is difficult to understand'. Classy!