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a nice ladey

[Elizabeth🦒 @oceana_roll]

Jean Ralphio

[Keara Sullivan @superkeara]

When something is advertised as “Fun for the whole family” I’m like u have no idea what the members of my family are capable of complaining about

[picardie aurora @picardie_aurora]

people who get off at my bus stop have a certain wisdom all too rare in the world today. people who get off at the bus stop before mine are doubtless idlers. people who get off at stops after mine have ways that are foreign and uncertain but one imagines idolatrous

[barrel rolls @barrel_rolls]

shaving my entire body to write an email

[hot librarian @smack__that]

@lexialexi12 It’s totally his fault, I don’t like her but he knew he wasn’t into her straight away just wanted to drag it out

[hot librarian @smack__that]

@ManaImagine @beggywilliamz You don’t get Botox in your lips you misogynist freak

[hot librarian @smack__that]

@krishawkin @beggywilliamz That’s misogyny

[hot librarian @smack__that]

if these fucks say ‘demasculating’ one more time I’m going to go over there and demasculate them all #MAFSAU

[hot librarian @smack__that]

@StephSequin He seemed so devastated it was so sad I can’t

[kelsie @iPad_Latino]

The “hall pass” thing is so stupid oh ya it’s ok if my husband roots someone else as long as it’s a beautiful famous woman with more money than me. WRONG. If he roots someone else she better be busted as FUCK. And POOR.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Make sure you take some time to enjoy the weekend. Important for your mind and will help you be productive next week.

[hot librarian @smack__that]

@beggywilliamz They’re both so insecure it makes them come across intensely performative

[hot librarian @smack__that]

just searched for #libspill… 2016 really is back

[Peter Raleigh @PetreRaleigh]

Really good advice. Incredibly important to internalize this. I did personally lose though. In my one specific case

[Vivid Void @vividvoid]

@eliasluoto @VesselOfSpirit I can tell you're European because the sauna is an important construct in your mind

[Nick Schadegg @nickschadegg]

if you’re looking for any zero-cost activities to do in adelaide you can plow your car into the gravel trap next to the highway for free

[dan nolan @dannolan]

I didn't even know adelaide had writers

[Dr. Herb Risotto PhD 🇵🇸 @MildCuthbert]

I'm going to so many events at Adelaide Writer Week:
- How to Make Yogurt with Richard Fidler
- The Annabbel Crabb Lecture delivered by Richard Fidler
- Fidler on Fidler: Richard Fidler in conversation with ABC Radio's Richard Fidler
- Fidler on the Roof
- R Fid's Drag Race

[hot librarian @smack__that]

@Brocklesnitch @1followernodad Like the people who thought the self driving car to Disneyland was real…