Claire Carreon

Accept who you are and revel in it.

[Claire Carreon @clairreon]

@KalliopeTFT @JabberJoshua 😂 #TravelAgentKalliope

[Claire Carreon @clairreon]

“I would fucking die if a llama just charged her.” -@sabrinasherff
#BachelorFinale

[Claire Carreon @clairreon]

@SincerelyTumblr @rattailprincess 😂😂😂😂

[Claire Carreon @clairreon]

I wonder how much time a day I spend in the mirror dancing with my cats 🤔

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Don’t make me find you and mic-drop on your ass.

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

If not, maybe you were the horse girl...

[Renee Paquette @ReneePaquette]

Even though the holidays are over, i still strongly want to be in a @hallmarkchannel movie.

[Al Yankovic @alyankovic]

Just my luck.

[Claire Carreon @clairreon]

“You’re so fat your neck looks like a pack of hot dogs!” -this guy on Maury

[Angela Kinsey🍩 @AngelaKinsey]

My hoody is basically cat hair with a zipper.

[Claire Carreon @clairreon]

I wish they made fruit roll up perfume

[Claire Carreon @clairreon]

I'm missing the beach so much 😭😭 #moanainreallife

[John Mayer @JohnMayer]

There is intelligence in compassion. The ability to feel beyond your own senses. Seeing the opposite lately. Direct experience or nothing.

[Claire Carreon @clairreon]

Leaving my cats and my boyfriend for work on a Monday is one of the hardest things I've ever had to do

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

My daughter gets so pumped watching Disney films. She loves that they all have singing, dancing and a part when the parents die.

[Claire Carreon @clairreon]

Onesies are all fun and games until you dutch oven yourself

[Claire Carreon @clairreon]

Me: Ugh, why is my face always breaking out??
*forgets to take acne meds literally every single day*