emma★

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

(If I was at the roast of Kevin Hart)

Pete Davidson is here! Pete’s dated Ariana Grande, Kim Kardashian, EmRata, and many others

(Turn to Pete)

Hey Pete! All of those memories are now but ash in the sands of time

[emma★ @godluvr666]

Breakup got me saying yes to any excuse to get out of the house yes girl i WILL come help you clean your gutters let's make it a day😍

[alien @alienincrisis]

there is no clean way to become yourself

[Icy @whereicy]

You can just tell when someones never had a job that made them mop

[Matthew Goldin @matthewgoldin]

People often confuse me with 17 late summer roses blushing in the morning mist

[James @exhaustdata]

Telling everyone that my favorite thing about 2025 was Geese Getting Killed and then insisting I have never heard of the band or album

[Josh Billinson @jbillinson]

UGH, I missed Kevin Spacey’s snazzy performance in Tel Aviv. Can this day get any worse?

[emma★ @godluvr666]

Can a girl not run simply to get to her destination faster anymore? No i'm not wearing workout clothes. Yes i'm clutching a huge bag with a laptop in it. Sue me

[avantgirl @abstrakti0ns]

Saying truth nuke in response to my grandma's last words

[emma★ @godluvr666]

You know you're slightly more up financially when you start buying drinks that don't do anything. Like sure give me one celery lemon kale ginger bullshit juice . What the hell

[frick @gofrickurself]

Smoking that shit that makes me… Me. ❤️🫶

[emma★ @godluvr666]

@PhntmBstrd We got a prime suspect over here..

[emma★ @godluvr666]

I think only women should be allowed to sit on the subway. Why are you as a man taking up a spot to silently listen to Russ and play Clash of Clans

[J @journaladjacent]

When prayers include “the lonely” with the sick, the suffering, and the poor. It’s like. Damn. Is it that bad

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

Hey can u give me some encouraging words I haven’t moved and I feel pain in my chest