strega nona

• all is full of love • they/them • ♐︎/♏︎ 18+ acab

[strega nona @clairtitty]

y’all be scared to moan during sex??? i be in my girl’s ear like

[strega nona @clairtitty]

truly do whatever the fuck u want, i carried my ipad, a full burrito, a hot sauce, and a half a bag of Chex mix all inside a giant ziploc bag to three bars and not one eye was bat,,, do whatever u want !!!! be ziploc hag!!!! who cares

[strega nona @clairtitty]

i love booking it into the other room when my roomba makes the triumphant “im done” noise like im a proud (but realistic and ready to be disappointed) parent

[strega nona @clairtitty]

@MadMcat omfg

[Actual Names @ActualNames1]

Flaming Gooch

United States Census, 1940

[ɳყαɦ! @JINKIESBTCH]

open relationship??? i Will literally open fire on u

[strega nona @clairtitty]

@wizened_idiot Jesus Christ

[strega nona @clairtitty]

need……. Smoothie
And smooth brain

[Actual Names @ActualNames1]

Colon Butt

United States Census, 1920

[Tolkien Proverbs @TolkienProverbs]

Uproot the evil in the fields that [you] know, so that those who live after may have clean earth to till. GANDALF. #LOTR #Tolkien

[strega nona @clairtitty]

i miss when the stupid blue app on my electric idiot box was just a fun weird sometimes frightening shared diary between friends ;-;

[strega nona @clairtitty]

drafted when drunk & now it’s expired smh

[strega nona @clairtitty]

grapefruit cosmo flask for Barbie movie
pocket square flask for Oppenheimer

[strega nona @clairtitty]

genuinely can’t take being disappointed by a man even once more i will move to Sweden and start a girl only Midsommar type commune and finally know peace

[GarfieId @GarfieldFanArt]

i have hate in my heart

[strega nona @clairtitty]

this is extremely weird and Black Mirror-y to me aaaaaaaaaa bad bad not goop

[strega nona @clairtitty]

another day another cops getting called on my neighbor

[strega nona @clairtitty]

Fundraiser by Joe Cannella : Help Ferino Distillery Keep the Spirit Alive https://t.co/tMTB8bjnqs

please please please donate and share !!! Ferino means the world to me & the city is trying to fuck us. not saying it’s related to 4th st gentrification buuuut

[strega nona @clairtitty]

@nick__white9 dormancy cycles !

[JESSI RIHANNA @Jessi_Rihanna]

I need to fuck over forty thousand times in my life for all of this bullshit to be worth it