Clam Dive

medium horny

[Clam Dive @ClamDive]

I'm using #AI to improve my bussy

[JerryRigEverything @ZacksJerryRig]

at this point I'm just going to assume anyone who defends J-6ers has also touched kids.

[Clam Dive @ClamDive]

As a complete non-sequitur I'm just going to say the word guillotines.

[Miles @mtvsthewrld_]

The fact that he is so good at this really puts into perspective how cartoonishly evil the average politician is

[Clam Dive @ClamDive]

When your bitch is going to bed

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I could get off Zoloft if the world could get off capitalism

[Clam Dive @ClamDive]

I couldnt beat my haters so I joined them

[Clam Dive @ClamDive]

@spermatomancer 😵‍💫🫨😵‍💫🫨😵‍💫🫨😵‍💫🫨

[Clam Dive @ClamDive]

Her: You should respect me as a professional

My brain: Dem titties is ummm

[Anti-Senpai𒉭⛓️🪚👨 @RockMuncher67]

Voting has generated 0 dollars for the proletariat

Shooting people has generated 1.5 million dollars for the proletariat

[Clam Dive @ClamDive]

Parenthood and fast food are the only socially acceptable forms of self-harm.

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MBYMGA
Make Beating Your Meat Great Again

[Clam Dive @ClamDive]

I hate how capitalism has turned femdom into almost exclusively findom

[Clam Dive @ClamDive]

@spermatomancer As they should be

[Clam Dive @ClamDive]

Trump is terrible so the Democrats are demanding your donations so they can do nothing about it.

[Clam Dive @ClamDive]

White men get so mad when something isn't explicitly made for them.

[Kevin Sorbo @ksorbs]

Worst halftime show I’ve ever seen

[Clam Dive @ClamDive]

That burger I just had for lunch and my last trip to a gloryhole have one thing in common.

Eating questionable meat.

[Clam Dive @ClamDive]

@spermatomancer This is very true I've been dryjacking for years

[Clam Dive @ClamDive]

I'm not saying all cops are bad. I'm saying there are no good cops.

[Clam Dive @ClamDive]

Simping for the time being