Piggie Smalls

[Piggie Smalls @clammydior]

My boyfriend solely uses reddit https://t.co/TXBjLu1G4W

[Piggie Smalls @clammydior]

@stronglook I literally had this same realisation like last weekend hahaha

[heavy is the head that wears the bonnet. @den_bels]

Chinese food discourse OVER.

[Piggie Smalls @clammydior]

Fuck I miss this

[dandy @daxdives]

Just found out what the british call chinese food, at a loss for words

[The Chosen One @KiDCuDi]

Im def comin next tour on everything, im comin. Promise. New Zealand too. I got yall

[Bong Mayer @CalvinValentine]

This one for Bobby Caldwell x Dilla ❤️

[Piggie Smalls @clammydior]

It’s easier than parking forward idgi

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

People who reverse park in busy carparks are selfish, attention seeking morons, with no regard for other people.

[Piggie Smalls @clammydior]

@schemingharlot @george_somethin yep Issy 😂

[Piggie Smalls @clammydior]

@george_somethin Issy?

[Piggie Smalls @clammydior]

This made me laugh way too much

[Piggie Smalls @clammydior]

@george_somethin Hahahahaha I’m sorry!!!

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

Men be like “you’re sooo toxic for telling everyone what I did to you”

[꩜ @laylology]

seeing a boyfriend's handwriting for the first time can be one of the most jarring experiences of a girl's life

[Piggie Smalls @clammydior]

Me if I was the queen

[Pilot Light @PilotLightYeah]

You have to beat this to watch Arctic Monkeys at Reading

[Piggie Smalls @clammydior]

Unfortunately this has also happened to me
More than once

[Wisconsin Sass @WisconsinSass]

Once, a guy fucked the crease between my thigh and labia, thinking he was in my vagina, and when he finished he asked if I got off. I had to break it to him that he just fucked my leg. This is what I think of when men act like they’re equipped to make laws about women’s bodies.

[BABY NESS ♋️✨ @bbnessaxoxo]

@EarthyArchetype i was fucking a British guy once and he moaned “oh. my. DAYS” and then my brain blacked out to protect itself from any more trauma

[Piggie Smalls @clammydior]

He’s a ten but he uses 3 in 1 shampoo

[Piggie Smalls @clammydior]

Me

[virgobaby @maybeeevirgo]

she’s a 10 but she cries when she’s mad