Andy Cox

[Andy Cox @clangerworld]

@Savanta_UK @Telegraph Oooofffff

[Andy Cox @clangerworld]

@Ed_Owen Not sure there's much 'proto-' about Putin Ed...

[Andy Cox @clangerworld]

@notDcfcBoss Gabba gabba!

[Andy Cox @clangerworld]

@Mike_Fabricant Except it isn't is it you fool.

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Negroni

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Burano

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@CastleRockSch hello - you've sent out an email inviting parents to make appointments for a tutor evening but when you click through the bookings for the evening are not open for another week. Can you open them please. Thanks!

[Andy Cox @clangerworld]

@prodnose What happened to you man?

[Andy Cox @clangerworld]

@Pleasure_Beach morning in the park with Speedy Passes but none of the main rides are shown as available. Just asked a member of staff who said that's because it's too busy. Surely that can't be right as it would defeat the whole object of the speedy pass??!

[Andy Cox @clangerworld]

@almurray The children of the Right, what sweet music they make...

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@jayrayner1 Sadly, Easter doesn't bring with it the appearance of a comb....

[Andy Cox @clangerworld]

@TheHouseofLies1 The Kaiser of piers!

[Lift North Ormesby @N_O_P_A]

Y6: "Miss, will you make us a Shrek beanie please?"

Mrs Dowie: "When we get out of lockdown, I’ll make the whole of Y6 a Shrek beanie!"

Government: "Children will return to school on 8th March"

Mrs Dowie: 🤦‍♀️

😂😂😂

[Andy Cox @clangerworld]

@Scientits Roswell that ends well

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@almurray Mindbogglingly ignorant on so many levels!

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@TheHouseofLies1 Unnecessary capitalisation is a godsend for humourists!

[Andy Cox @clangerworld]

@Coldwar_Steve Or the dangers of English exceptionalism...

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@Laleh_online Yeah, the bright spark who thought "I know what we'll do to sort it out - send in the snowplough!"