sleepy joe you’ve got two months. go crazy. eliminate all student debt. legalize marijuana. make tampons and condoms free. ban cybertrucks. shit in the oval office’s air vent. kidnap barron. the world is your oyster buddy
what's crazy is my kids are gonna be like "mom what was it like to be alive for the pandemic and the storming of the capitol and the attempted assassination" and im gonna just have to be like "well son i just got high and went to work"