clarey ©️

[jamie @gnuman1979]

Block or charge?

[clarey ©️ @clarafoster01]

It’s @TharpShayna

[Tomi Lahren @TomiLahren]

Do not lose confidence in Trump. It breaks early blue because Republican voters had to get off work before they went to vote. Facts.

[clarey ©️ @clarafoster01]

He said he hat he said

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

As per your request, Joe...

[clarey ©️ @clarafoster01]

What? Like it’s hard?

[Reese Witherspoon @ReeseW]

IT’S TIME!!!! 💕💅🏽💖 20 years later, join us for a #LegallyBlonde reunion.... Don’t you want to see if Elle & Warner finally make up?!👇🏼 https://t.co/sffEkPSCsa

[clarey ©️ @clarafoster01]

“I’m too drunk to taste this chicken”

[KFC UK @KFC_UKI]

William whispered quietly to himself;

“Oh, I just can’t wait to be wing”

[middleclassfancy @midclassfancy]

Imagine falling in love and then finding out it takes them more than one trip to bring the groceries in

[middleclassfancy @midclassfancy]

Next time someone tries pressure you about something, just be like “Bro what are you? A weighted blanket? Stop putting so much pressure on me.”

[clarey ©️ @clarafoster01]

@MorganWallen Could really turn 2020 right around if he would just release ‘Show Girl’ already😍
⏰ ❓❓

[Justin Diamond @_justinddiamond]

Drive-in movies but with baseball and tailgating.

[E! News @enews]

Happy birthday to this Rock solid dad. ❤️

[wicked gal @toriporchai]

It not personal but sometimes i don't feel like texting people back. & idk why. 😂 i just DON'T

[BIG ROCKII @RockiiiiRoadd]

This is the fucking one.

[Cards Nation @CardsNation13]

Today would have been the home opener in St. Louis. And now I am sad all over again.

Come back soon baseball.

[clarey ©️ @clarafoster01]

@lucycampbell01 I’ve never loved one tweet so much.😭😂

[BenchWarmers @BeWarmers]

To the generation who grew up shouting 'KOBE' anytime they threw something.

Don't stop doing it, don't let the tradition die.

[Zach Svobodny @ZachSvobodny]

The Bachelor really needs a more diverse selection of contestants. Why is it always attractive girls? Start throwing some 2’s and 3’s into the mix. I wanna see that asshole on a hot-air balloon date with a chick who doesn’t have any teeth