clara (parody)

happy free confused and lonely

[clara (parody) @claramonty]

@the_transit_guy mmm throwback to the time the L to brooklyn was broken on a friday night and they didn't run any extra Ms. i was running late. i couldn't wait for the next train. i definitely almost got crushed 🤡

[Alex Moskowitz @alexrmoskowitz]

"wintry mix" sounds like a delightful trader joes snack but it's actually the most unpleasant weather you've ever experienced

[The New York Times @nytimes]

In @nytopinion

"There are many good reasons to accommodate budding dictators, and only one reason not to: Anticipatory obedience is a key building block of their power," our columnist @mashagessen writes. https://t.co/seLnB8kFmR

[clara (parody) @claramonty]

@rohmontgomery the captions... took out any mention of healthcare. hello?????

[Thomas D. Howes @ThomasDHowes]

Imagine telling Thomas Aquinas that you froze a program costing less than 0.1% of the budget and that's already saved 25 million lives in Africa. And you did so because you thought you should prioritize even further the interests of the richest nation in world history. #ordoamoris

[clara (parody) @claramonty]

@clapifyoulikeme SHE HAS BEEN TRYING TO FIX HEALTHCARE SINCE SHE WAS FIRST LADY GOOD GOD

[clara (parody) @claramonty]

@clapifyoulikeme H… hi… but…

[clara (parody) @claramonty]

@lisagoldbergpr and for that matter ENOUGH with the "gluten free* disclaimer if you have celiac this isn't for you bc we can't be bothered to make any effort to keep it safe" nonsense. ftlog!!!

[clara (parody) @claramonty]

unfortunately contagion doesn't stop because people stop talking about it????

[Abdul Padela 🇵🇸 @AbdulPadela]

@ExileGrimm Ah yes it’s definitely good politics to talk about pandemic issues just after Americans of all political persuasions have grown absolutely sick and tired of hearing about public health

[clara (parody) @claramonty]

@CYNOCEPHAL_US @fumehoodVEVO HUZZAH! HUZZAH! OATS! OATS, GROATS, AND GOATS! HUZZAH HUZZAH!

[clara (parody) @claramonty]

@pjharpy omg is this why people think you have to replace your entire wardrobe every year....

[Sean Morrow @snmrrw]

We need to call privatization what it is: adding a profit tax on to a public good. A public post office puts all it's resources towards delivering mail. A privatized post office will diver a large chunk of it's income to shareholders. In what universe is that better?

[clara (parody) @claramonty]

OH GOOD GOD

[Sondheim Lyrics @sondheimlyrics]

Mrs. Mooney has a pie shop, does a business, but I notice something weird—lately, all her neighbors’ cats have disappeared.

[Tom Smyth @Tom_Smyth_]

because i knew you, i have been changed five good

[clara (parody) @claramonty]

@dayglowj0e jjfdakjdsj god... all my ashkenazi great grandparents considered themselves to have come from russia. it was the empire!!!! and it's not like they had some great affinity for their goyische neighbors anyway 💀

[clara (parody) @claramonty]

@MoiraDonegan last night i had an entire nightmare about my mother calling me to inform me that she's deeply disappointed in me and that she talked to my dad and he agrees even though he promised me he wasn't. highly recommend!