Clare

I have a lot of questions. Number one: how dare you?

[Clare @clarebrod16]

how on earth am I going to watch uda finals tomorrow without TikTok

[Clare @clarebrod16]

I can’t even make this up

[Clare @clarebrod16]

Rough couple weeks and my super is probably very annoyed with me

[Clare @clarebrod16]

Turns out no documentary could make me like hope solo 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Clare @clarebrod16]

Rough couple weeks and my super is probably very annoyed with me

[Clare @clarebrod16]

TikTok somehow convinced me to try low rise jeans and now I need to report a hate crime

[Clare @clarebrod16]

idk if i can continue to be a taylor fan when she continuously deprives me of seeing long live

[Mark Masavage @MarkMasavage]

Kate Martin being drafted and Gabbie Marshall's tears of happiness for her teammate was the best moment of the WNBA draft.

[Clare @clarebrod16]

I’m just a girl, messaging sports bars on Instagram, begging them to show the wnba draft tonight

[Clare @clarebrod16]

You ever get smacked in the face with how much you’re like your parents?

Mine is when I eat a boiled hot dog over the sink to avoid crumbs on the floor and have vivid flashbacks to my dad doing the same thing

[Clare @clarebrod16]

I trust Alyssa Naeher with my life🫡

[Clare @clarebrod16]

Alyssa Naeher taking PKs is my Roman Empire

[Clare @clarebrod16]

How many times will my neighbors have screaming matches or sing Valerie on repeat before I become the snarky neighbor leaving notes on their door

[Clare @clarebrod16]

Lynn scores for the first time since June. Midge is a rockstar. Nealy in goal for the SECOND time this season. Mana and Sinead win a championship in their first year back. Ali goes out on top

I’m emotional and never getting over this #YERRRR

[Clare @clarebrod16]

I’m so stressed. If you aren’t watching the nwsl championship, I feel sorry for you

[Clare @clarebrod16]

Me, 2 minutes after Gotham wins

[Clare @clarebrod16]

The Len Goodman tribute dance? His empty chair?! Bruno and Carrie Ann sobbing?!! Why am I crying and I’m not even a fan of the show

[Clare @clarebrod16]

0/10 recommend watching the home team lose the WNBA finals😭

[Clare @clarebrod16]

Some Irish girl I met one time at dance class was a server at the bar I was at work work happy hour. We talked for 20 minutes
Irish people 🤝 making New York feel like a small town

[Clare @clarebrod16]

I’ve actually never been so impacted by sports. Is this how men feel all the time? Bc this is awful and I just need a new tournament for the uswnt to redeem themselves