Clare

[Orion Publishing @orionbooks]

A treat for @Fearnecotton fans! Her huge bestsellers HAPPY and CALM are both available to download on Kindle for just 99p each, for today only 💞

HAPPY: https://t.co/SEa4Zqt741
CALM: https://t.co/ErEU4wTZC8

[#COYBIG @COYBIG]

We've an Ireland Jersey to give away today thanks to @Elverys. Simply RT for a chance to Win!!! #COYBIG

[Helen Goulding @helengoulding5]

@paddypower my father in law said he can't watch this film with flashing images as he suffers from photosynthesis 🙈 #PaddyChristmas

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

England our time has come! Scotland Ireland & Wales the moment is now! Let’s unite for our dream #GetElleyOnTheTelly
https://t.co/N4dliSeDcf

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

"Kind regards" - Everything's fine
"Regards" - I'm losing my temper
"Thanks" - Don't ever email me again

[Clare @Clarecurtis24]

@calamari9 @krispykremeUK cheers hun, shame the krispykreme stand at Waterloo has gone! :(

[Radikale Venstre @radikale]

Congratulations to everyone in England and Wales. This is a great day for equality! #equalmarriage

[Clare @Clarecurtis24]

@calamari9 haha maybe we should buy it! #newventure

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Already starting to weigh up how much work you can just leave until next year

[Clare @Clarecurtis24]

@calamari9 oh no, where will byd go for lunch now!

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

Aloha! Hawaii is now the 16th state to legalize marriage equality. Incredible. I have a feeling a lot of people are about to get lei'd.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Feeling you must press the train door button within a millisecond of illumination or be judged an amateur

[Catfish UK @MTVCatfishUK]

1 HOUR TO GO until BRAND NEW #Catfish! Tune into MTV at 9 see if Cassie’s FIANCÉ is really who he says he is. RT

[Clare @Clarecurtis24]

Ultimate trash tv - honey boo boo.

[Clare @Clarecurtis24]

@lauravglen it was a tad serious for me, it's supposed to be a happy show!!

[Clare @Clarecurtis24]

Boris Johnson is threatening Hornsey police station. sign the petition and help @haringeylibdems stop him http://t.co/u97h7sto4J

[BBC EastEnders @bbceastenders]

"I will kill you before you ever touch any of my kids again. Do you hear me? I will kill you!" You don't mess with #Bianca... #EastEnders

[g3 magazine @g3editor]

Vive la France! Gay couples can now marry in France thanks to a 321 to 225 vote in parliament. France is the 14th country to see sense.