Clareintendi

Final Pour member '15-present

[Clareintendi @clareintendi]

@BarstoolStorrs Absolutely classless. Get this loser and his loser parents out of there.

[UConn Huskies @UConnHuskies]

What a road it’s been.

#HU5KIES

[katelyn @noitskatelyn]

this is what readjusting a tote bag over your jacket feels like

[chris melberger @chrismelberger]

if i saw stuart little driving his little red car in real life i would pick the car up and throw it so far

[Clareintendi @clareintendi]

Noah wearing a flannel in the crowd at your show feels like the 7th circle hell

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

You legally have to wear flannel at my shows as per new legislation brought to congress

[Clareintendi @clareintendi]

@NoahKahan Spent my savings at lulu now I’m suffering in style is *chefs kiss*

[limp brittzkit @Brittymigs]

When people announce the length of their newborn I’m like ok are they a party sub??

[Clareintendi @clareintendi]

@NoahKahan If you don’t play Maine at your Portland, ME show…I’ll see you in court

[Luke Mones @LukeMones]

I love when you get a hotel coffee and you have to double check like “am I drinking cigarettes”

[folake aina @f0lake]

i wouldve traded my entire family for literally anything rose gold colored in 2017 like no it was bad

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

adulthood is wild because my to-do list will be like
1. buy toothpaste
2. figure out how to write a will

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

i be like “i cant wait for fall fits” then fall comes & i dress like this

[Clareintendi @clareintendi]

Blink twice if you’re in distress Benny

[New York Yankees @Yankees]

Benny to the BX.

@asben16 👊

[clintoris @clintoris]

I wanna be drunk for free without drinking and no hangover so actually I just want to feel joy

[limp brittzkit @Brittymigs]

I need an upside down water bottle next to my bed like a hamster

[bbqueen @ngocbbuii]

i'm a simple girl, i walk into a shitty bar and suddenly it's my favorite bar

[Matthew Niceman @BeNiceToMatthew]

a weighted blanket is not enough i need to be run over by a 1987 ford bronco