CM

Wake me up when we get there.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Things that cause extreme panic:
- Accidentally liking a Tweet
- No milk
- Unknown numbers
- The question "you don't remember me do you?"
- Lift doors shutting as someone approaches
- “Tickets please”
- “It’s 3 for 2 if you want to go get another one”
- Doorbells

[CM @clarelarkey]

@DaveFootHere @g_keyte No way. I would have thought the number would have gone up!!

[CM @clarelarkey]

Exhausted. That is all.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Things to do when it rains:
-Stare at the rain
-Frown at the rain
-Talk about times it’s rained in the past
-Talk about how it might rain in the future
-Get caught in the rain
-Describe the rain
-Moan about the rain
-Say you quite like rain
-Remember you’ve left the washing out

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“Sorry, are you in the middle of lunch?”
“No I just like holding sandwiches”

[CM @clarelarkey]

@DaveFootHere @HarveysHQ @HarveysHelp Whaaaattt??

[WestBridgfordOnline @westbridgfordol]

Company behind Copper to open The Refinery in West Bridgford https://t.co/wgmSukj4Ha #westbridgford #nottingham #notts #nottm

[CM @clarelarkey]

Thursday is my Friday. 🎉

[James Corden @JKCorden]

This is beautiful x

[CM @clarelarkey]

Kids have watched Chipwrecked (Alvin & The Chipmunks) three times so far. 6 year old now obsessed with singing Survivor by Destiny’s Child. Loudly. All. The. Time.

[CM @clarelarkey]

On holiday and freezing cold. We’re in CYPRUS. Not impressed!

[CM @clarelarkey]

New hurrrr day.

[Bluestone @BluestoneWales]

Wow 😍 This is worth setting your alarm for! 🌑 https://t.co/W0HMVpxAkn

[CM @clarelarkey]

@ldbc1983 @BluestoneWales Lego wall? Awesome

[CM @clarelarkey]

Had anyone been to @BluestoneWales - any tips or recommendations?

[James May @MrJamesMay]

@jane_brewer That one is real.

[CM @clarelarkey]

@DaveFootHere Or entirely deliberate 🤭

[CM @clarelarkey]

Red wine and log burner. Earned after an afternoon spent at soft play.