Clare Schirrmeister

Houstonian, Texan, Wahoo, New Yorker

[Shit Nonprofits Say @nonprofitssay]

In lieu of making a decision, we’re going to develop a decision-making framework. And that will be an iterative process.

[David Freedlander @freedlander]

Free sitcom idea: A couple of 60-something Italian-American dudes, once great friends turned bitter rivals, find themselves both newly single in New York City

[Clare Schirrmeister @ClareSchirr]

@Ticketmaster your app is awful. I am unable to resell or get refund on my tix? WTF #ticketmaster

[Clare Schirrmeister @ClareSchirr]

Wordle 222 3/6

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[Juliette Kayyem @juliettekayyem]

I feel this.

[Britney Spears 🌹🚀 @britneyspears]

Good God I love my fans so much it’s crazy 🥺❤️ !!! I think I’m gonna cry the rest of the day !!!! Best day ever … praise the Lord … can I get an Amen 🙏🏼☀️🙌🏼 ???? #FreedBritney

🎥: @AbbyShalawylo

[@[email protected] @Andy_Makes]

Enjoying a midnight snack with my son.

[Lina Hidalgo @LinaHidalgoTX]

NEW: We just hit our highest voter turnout. Ever. Nearly 1.4 million votes have been cast in Harris County and we’re not even done with Early Vote yet. Let’s run up the score, Texas!

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

2020 summed up in book titles

[Clare Schirrmeister @ClareSchirr]

@LastWeekTonight John Oliver, can you do a show about #FreeBritney ?

[RODEOHOUSTON @RODEOHOUSTON]

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[Governor Ralph Northam @VAGovernor73]

Virginia has made history—with today's votes in the General Assembly, our Commonwealth becomes the 38th and final state needed to ratify the Equal Rights Amendment. Today, we are one step closer to ensuring true gender equality is enshrined in our Constitution. #VAratifyERA

[RODEOHOUSTON @RODEOHOUSTON]

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[Clare Schirrmeister @ClareSchirr]

@united @united I then called the above number and they told me to fill out a form, which could take 8-10 weeks to get a response. Your customer service is awful.

[Clare Schirrmeister @ClareSchirr]

@united this is how you deliver my checked bag? My packed items (Christmas gifts) were destroyed. I expect better service, esp for a longtime customer. What happened?? #unacceptable

[Clare Schirrmeister @ClareSchirr]

@united @united I did talk to the baggage team at the airport, who told me to send an email to an address they provided. I have received no response 1 week+ later.

[Seinfeld Current Day @Seinfeld2000]

today is the last day u can retweet this for the next 10 years

[cocks rifle @ilovetopiss]

god i wish that were me

[Nate Silver @NateSilver538]

If the Democratic Party wants a field that's representative of its members and its voters, it probably shouldn't have two states as white as Iowa and New Hampshire vote first every year.