Clare Jackson

“luxurious” “hire me” “hot dogs are breakfast food”

[Clare Jackson @claresjackson]

Hear me out: mike and Ike’s but instead of candy it’s tiny bananas with no shell

[darah of a wimpy kid @tboytinabelcher]

u should get to leave work early if ur hair feels greasy

[nobody @nobody_clothing]

I went to the virgin islands and everybody knew you

[Clare Jackson @claresjackson]

When people are funny I laugh

[Weird Foothill Guy @WFG_DEN]

@christianknapp @jaypeakresort Never replace the Bonnie make the humans learn to load fixed grips before we all go soft

[Clare Jackson @claresjackson]

@outofpodcast I’m so lucky they didn’t call you for a reference

[Clare Jackson @claresjackson]

Gas station snacks, I love you

[Clare Jackson @claresjackson]

@outofpodcast No. But this is, freak

[Clare Jackson @claresjackson]

Yes, I understand gas station snacks are the same as regular snacks, just tastier coming from a gas station than anywhere else

[Clare Jackson @claresjackson]

I say I like to cook but in reality I only know how to cook curry and I say I can cook curry but I actually can just cook chicken veggies and rice with Trader Joe’s curry sauce. Still goes

[Clare Jackson @claresjackson]

Got offer from said interview

[Clare Jackson @claresjackson]

Was just asked where the most inappropriate place I’ve ever eaten a hot dog is in a job interview. Let me tell you, I crushed it

[Clare Jackson @claresjackson]

Was just asked where the most inappropriate place I’ve ever eaten a hot dog is in a job interview. Let me tell you, I crushed it

[Clare Jackson @claresjackson]

@tmgable13 @TownOfAmherst And I’m pretty sure you’re like the 6th person today

[Clare Jackson @claresjackson]

@tmgable13 @TownOfAmherst Tommy I think I heard your tire explode from my house

[Denzel Curry @denzelcurry]

Daft Punk or Gorillaz

[Clare Jackson @claresjackson]

Coolest thing you could be doing tonight? Zeppelin cover bad with your parents. Really cool, I promise. Only cool people are doing it.

[Tim Kelley @TheTKWeatherXp]

i can't look away

[Clare Jackson @claresjackson]

@mattypigott I can’t handle this right now

[Clare Jackson @claresjackson]

Seems appropriate to be ending my academic career with one final exam in scuba diving tonight

[Clare Jackson @claresjackson]

@ozskier An all time favorite @jaypeakresort