Clare B

Cat lady 🐈‍⬛ plant lady 🪴genealogy🧬 T1D 💉 Leftie in both senses, AuDHD. Be gentle with me, I’m from the 1900s (Jurassic Park music plays in the background).

[Clare B @clareyeahyeah]

@TweetsOfCats (Sound on! 🔊)

[tom 🎸 @uncreativetom]

I think it’s sad that barely anyone has put any flags up anywhere for the world cup because having an england flag outside your house makes you look like a reform voter now

[Clare B @clareyeahyeah]

What is the point of summerween? More landfill tat from TK Maxx

[The Best @TheBestqueenx]

When your government tells you; "we're all in the same boat!"

[Clare B @clareyeahyeah]

@Every_thing100 @fesshole ‘“You’re not broken, you’re just finally getting the manual” is the perfect sentence for it!

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

Neurotypicals: Friday feels like a reward.

ADHDers: Friday feels like I survived 5 days of holding it together and now I get to collapse for 2.

[Clare B @clareyeahyeah]

@MrJamesMay Tuxedo cats are certainly characters! I also lost my little guy when he was 13 (see my pinned comment for loud purring, if you have a second!). Myself & husband don’t have kids, so our cats get spoilt rotten as they are our chosen family. 🐾

[rose @wynrosei]

So... just so we're clear... you want me to be afraid of trans women in the women's bathroom because they might be cis men pretending so they can assault women and children... and you think this reflects on... trans women... and not on cis men?

Do I have this correct?

[Clare B @clareyeahyeah]

You’re telling me the lyrics to Blue Orchid by the White Stripes is “you took a white orchid” and not “you tickled my orchid”?

[Clare B @clareyeahyeah]

@lorahmoe Can’t be arsed

[Clare B @clareyeahyeah]

@nocontextscats Literally a ball of fluff

[Clare B @clareyeahyeah]

@TheRealJamieKay Absolutely! Good advert jingle too!

[Clare B @clareyeahyeah]

@CraigB_1986 @TheRealJamieKay

[Clare B @clareyeahyeah]

@Sabiha1278 AI. That’s not how cats coats work.

[Clare B @clareyeahyeah]

@CleansedTweets Yes!

[Jeli 💉x 7 ….. VOTE YES ......... Schnauzer mum.❤️ @skyeliner]

My favourite one today. 🙏

[Clare B @clareyeahyeah]

@BassicallyDarr @luvhuss Thought I’d already read this somewhere!

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

nobody talks about how a regulated nervous system is the ultimate luxury for neurodivergent people. not a vacation. not a raise. just… not feeling like everything is an emergency.

[Crimson Foster | they/them @guidebythelight]

SNL UK. The return of Mock the Week. Taskmaster. What a time for the UK comedy scene, we’re truly cooking.

[ryan @RyanS_UK]

i can’t stop thinking about what kind of irish is your grandad #SNLUK