Rebecca Jacobson

[Rebecca Jacobson @clariberry]

carp

[Rebecca Jacobson @clariberry]

Currently playing league at 8am. I've hit rock bottom

[Rebecca Jacobson @clariberry]

Someone mentioned Skippyjon Jones in psych today and I'm still reeling from all the repressed memories that name brings back

[Rebecca Jacobson @clariberry]

Maybe if my IQ was higher than 4 I'd be able to do my Java class, but here we are

[Rebecca Jacobson @clariberry]

Using Cool Whip is such a gamble. Will it land on my food? Will it land on the table? No one knows

[Rebecca Jacobson @clariberry]

@fudbudz I am going to die

[Rebecca Jacobson @clariberry]

@fudbudz Don't tweet and drive 😶

[Rebecca Jacobson @clariberry]

@fudbudz Lies

[Rebecca Jacobson @clariberry]

@OlmsteadTori Imagine texting but through your email

[Rebecca Jacobson @clariberry]

If you're ever having a bad day, go look through old google hangout conversations. I promise you will feel 10000% better

[Rebecca Jacobson @clariberry]

@fudbudz Bet. You turned it up like 8 degrees and I haven't been able to find a comfortable temperature since

[Rebecca Jacobson @clariberry]

My bedroom thermostat has two settings:
Unbearably hot and insufferably cold

[Rebecca Jacobson @clariberry]

@fudbudz Fools

[Emilia Nelson @FlyingKatto]

“Why do fruit’s bruises look like ours?”

[Rebecca Jacobson @clariberry]

@mattstermind99 Definitely not

[Rebecca Jacobson @clariberry]

Me: It needs to follow the system!
Brayden: You don't need a system, you need assistance

:(

[Rebecca Jacobson @clariberry]

@fudbudz Too many. You should tweet less lol

[Rebecca Jacobson @clariberry]

@fudbudz 6 months later it's finally paved again lmao