Clarice 🥸

are you game?

[Clarice 🥸 @claricewalker]

901 day streak on #duolingo

[Clarice 🥸 @claricewalker]

First thing when I opened Netflix just now was a category called ‘more from the cast of Gilmore Girls’ - they’re really just begging me to watch ANYTHING else. Spoiler alert: I’m not gonna 😂🤷🏻‍♀️

[Clarice 🥸 @claricewalker]

Is there a word that means ‘when Susie Dent throws shade with her word of the day’. I live for these tweets! ❤️😂

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the day is 'maw-worm' (19th century): one who insists that they have done nothing wrong, despite evidence to the contrary.

[Gators Daily 🐊 @GatorsDaily]

YOU’VE BEEN GREETED BY A VERY COOL GATOR!!! RT OR YOU WILL NEVER BE COOL AGAIN!!!

[Clarice 🥸 @claricewalker]

@danielleweisber @wayword

[Clarice 🥸 @claricewalker]

800 days of learning Spanish!!!

[Clarice 🥸 @claricewalker]

@garwboy When a song comes on that I haven’t heard in years I can still recite the lyrics, but I don’t remember things I read last week! What is it that makes lyrics stick in our brains?

[Clarice 🥸 @claricewalker]

Wordle 236 2/6

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I wordle everyday but don’t share it, but today I got it in 2 so I’m super smug

[Clarice 🥸 @claricewalker]

Don’t forget delicates

[trash jones @jzux]

doing brain laundry (separating my thoughts into lights and darks)

[david @sweetbanisters]

in case florence + the machine comes on shuffle

[Clarice 🥸 @claricewalker]

I feel SEEN

[Corey Ryan Forrester - WeLoveCorey.com @CoreyRForrester]

So I just learned about a terrible injustice being carried out in the female blue jeans industry… guys did you know bout this?

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the day is ‘sparple’ (14th century): to deflect unwanted attention from one thing by making a big deal of another.

[Clarice 🥸 @claricewalker]

My dads favs are 1) if you tell him u had a hair cut he’ll ask ‘which one?’ 2) if you ask what a film is about he’ll say ‘it’s about an hour and a half’

[Toby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social @TobyonTV]

'... and I was shocked to discover a large number of people in my garden drinking after I had invited them to drink in my garden, although I can't recall if I was there'

[Caitlin Moran @caitlinmoran]

Poor fucking Sue Grey. With Johnson still refusing to admit that he knew it was a party, her job is, essentially, to look in Boris’s pants, and work out if he knows he’s shat himself - or if he genuinely thinks his own trousers are a toilet.

[Clarice 🥸 @claricewalker]

Johnson isn’t sure on the legality of the Downing Street party, it’s a bit of a Sue Gray area.

[That Liberal Nurse @ThatLibRN]

This will be my most sincere tweet ever.

I am pleading with anyone who will listen. I’m begging you, as a nurse, from the bottom of my heart…please get vaccinated. Today.

I’m so tired. We’re all so tired. And we’re running out of resources and people. Please…please help us.

[Clarice 🥸 @claricewalker]

@just_isaque @riskymanouvre u have to see this

[Kate Robbins @KateRobbins]

Apparently there will be a Cabernet 🍷 meeting at 2pm