Clark Messman

[Clark Messman @clark_messman]

@davidkkang Never knew I'd be featured such a nice tweet. Thanks man.

[Clark Messman @clark_messman]

@CMayt We're 24 games below 500 with an assist

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@grenzel_GoHard https://t.co/9xU4XoXviK

[Georgetown Heckler @GtownHeckler]

In all fairness, the Kentucky constitution is just a few words etched into a cow pie #GOPDebate

[Clark Messman @clark_messman]

@Schwartzed_It Is this what I think it is?

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"Since Duluth has hills it's sometimes called the San Francisco of the Midwest." Ok Dad.

[Clark Messman @clark_messman]

The fact that I have service going under the bay on BART but not in my dorm makes me question Verizon's priorities.

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@CMayt When you get five ejections in one game you know you're acting classless

[Clark Messman @clark_messman]

Royals win the series and lose the PR battle.

[Clark Messman @clark_messman]

@joshtan77 @bigrob929 @Schwartzed_It "And the haters gonna hate, hate, hate. Baby I'm just gonna shake, shake, shake." -Adam Smith, probably

[Clark Messman @clark_messman]

@Schwartzed_It I assume you're saying this because of our looks and earning potential and not disparaging our workload.

[Georgetown Heckler @GtownHeckler]

Jabril Trawick's high school superlative was "Most likely to eat another human out of anger."

[Clark Messman @clark_messman]

@katiemae1011 I didn't go on the DC trip #nicetry #bahumbug

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Seven and a half hours until class and I have to cross the continent on a plane full of 8th graders on a DC trip to get there #redeyelife

[Clark Messman @clark_messman]

@shanesmith618 @MattDioso @KingChrisKyle I accepted long ago that I'll never be sculpted like you.

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@MattDioso @shanesmith618 @KingChrisKyle It still shows. Shane tweet a picture of your abs already stop being modest.

[Clark Messman @clark_messman]

@shanesmith618 @MattDioso @KingChrisKyle Even after suffering another stress fracture and crying out in agony, Shane led his team to victory

[Clark Messman @clark_messman]

@GarrisonCarterr I can't help but think the timing of this tweet isn't a coincidence.

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"@Athletics: The #Athletics lineup for today's game against the Cubs." @CMayt Cactus league on a snow day?

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UPDATE: We've been sitting on the tarmac for 30 minutes and these people are clearly very eager to get to their lodgings

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Couple seated next to me on taxiing airplane please cease and desist all romancing activities. It's not Valentine's day yet.