Clark Russell

Everything that rises must converge - Teilhard de Chardin

[Clark Russell @clarkarussell]

@AWhiteGluz Gross. https://t.co/5HRNof6PkE

[Clark Russell @clarkarussell]

This happened right outside my window this morning. That car was wrapped so tight around the tree, I didn't think anyone survived. Thanks to the emergency respondents for being there.

[Billings Gazette @billingsgazette]

A man was hospitalized early Thursday with "severe" injuries after crashing his car into a tree just west of downtown, according to Billings police. https://t.co/RsaoREtA0i

[Clark Russell @clarkarussell]

A thousand times yes:
"Prepare the child for the road, not the road for the child.”
“Your worst enemy cannot harm you as much as your own thoughts, unguarded."
“the line dividing good and evil cuts through the heart of every human being.”
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[Clark Russell @clarkarussell]

@pswatson I was feeling uneasy about going with the fork with the cream cheese one, but you've shored up my fragile masculinity. Thank you for the validation.

[Clark Russell @clarkarussell]

Should a cinnamon roll be eaten with a fork or fingers?

[Clark Russell @clarkarussell]

In the US, it’s spelled ‘gray.’ In England, it’s spelled ‘grey.’ To remember that, my mneumonic is A for America and E for England.

[Clark Russell @clarkarussell]

How I feel about Salt & Vinegar chips

[Clark Russell @clarkarussell]

@coachleeboyce back plank move is simple and genius. Adding this to my routine. Thanks

[Clark Russell @clarkarussell]

Jane: Dad, is pee just water?
Me: No it’s more than that it’s also got some...
Jane: Bioluminescent algae?
Me: 😶 ...I...uh...no but that’s an interesting idea.

[Clark Russell @clarkarussell]

At the water park this weekend:
Me: "Jane I want to tell you a secret. You look really cute in your new bathing suit."
Jane: "It's not a secret, Dad."

[Clark Russell @clarkarussell]

There's something about seeing kids with bikes building wooden ramps on sidewalks that cuts through anxiety.

[Clark Russell @clarkarussell]

A watched iPhone never charges.

[Clark Russell @clarkarussell]

@JosephPutnam @lacroixwater That's it. Cutting you off.

[Clark Russell @clarkarussell]

@danpaley23 My 5yo does the same thing with urinals. When I'm with him, they're called journals. "Dad I'm going to pee in this journal."

[Clark Russell @clarkarussell]

I love silent movies so much, I get all my favorite quotes from them tattooed on my back.

[Clark Russell @clarkarussell]

I'd love to visit China, but there's just too many red flags.

[Clark Russell @clarkarussell]

While singing along to hip hop in my car alone, I’ve had mild success replacing the N word with ‘Megan.’

[Clark Russell @clarkarussell]

@Mazevo_Coffee Yo your Snapchat filter still says Off The Leaf.

[Clark Russell @clarkarussell]

No one named Dwayne has ever been able to give me a straight answer as to whether his name is one syllable or two.

[Clark Russell @clarkarussell]

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[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Local Child A Staunch Modalist After Years Of Parents’ Bad Trinity Analogies https://t.co/4jIn2FCzTQ