Florida Dad

retired, Florida loving conservative.

[Matt Strickland @MattForVA]

What pieces of shit.

[Logan McGuiness @LoganMG24]

@Bannons_WarRoom @nataliegwinters 2 of my 17 neighbors speak English? We’re cooked.

[Florida Dad @clarkbayredneck]

@TehranTimes79 Uh huh. Sure.

[Florida Dad @clarkbayredneck]

@TehranTimes79 This is what happens when you build shit missiles. Your own people did this.

[Florida Dad @clarkbayredneck]

@johnrich I have three donkeys, they are family. People who have donks understand this. This is bullshit.

[Florida Dad @clarkbayredneck]

@MayorFrey You’d be the first one sucking off the nazis trying to get a good govt job.

[Prof. Bonk 🇺🇦 Perverse & Unintended Consequences @actfast]

🧵Russian commanders sent an assault team 10 km past the front line for an 8-second photo shoot: to prove a lie drawn on a general's staff map.

Ukrainian marines captured the actors mid-take.

"They took us without noise or dust. We didn't even understand what happened." 1/🧵

[Florida Dad @clarkbayredneck]

@realBrandonGill Classic!

[Florida Dad @clarkbayredneck]

@RepBrandonGill Hahahaha! Love it.

[Florida Dad @clarkbayredneck]

@smcroasters How do I get one? Can I drive over and buy one?

[Florida Dad @clarkbayredneck]

@BuzzPatterson I was a kid in the early 80’s and spent the summers visiting my mom who worked at the consulate in dhahran. Used to love watching all the planes taking off but the C-5’s were my favorite.

[Florida Dad @clarkbayredneck]

@DiazCanelB Get ready for some freedom.

[Florida Dad @clarkbayredneck]

@EmbaCuba_UK get your affairs in order. freedom is coming to cuba.....

[Florida Dad @clarkbayredneck]

@TMainolfiWESH Imagine the purchase you’d have here if WESH wasn’t such leftist propaganda….

[War Flash @WarFlash_2630]

Palestinian Militant killed after attempted stealth-kill øn IDF Soldiers using Grenades

[End3of6Days9 (Helen) 🇺🇸 @end3of6days9]

This mechanic is sitting in the shop getting hit with the exact question every used-car shopper secretly wonders: “Would you actually buy these cars at this many miles?”

His quick, no-BS answers (complete with those perfect surprised faces and little laughs) are pure gold — super honest and based on real shop experience.

He ends it perfectly by saying the best car over 100,000 miles is simply a well taken care of car.

My dad was a mechanic, and I found myself nodding along and saying yes to almost all the same ones he did — it was a cool moment of agreement!

Did you agree with everything he said? Drop your yeses, nos, and hot takes below.

[Pradeep Pandey @Div_pradeep]

97% of iPhone users are shooting at 12MP.

Their phone does 48MP.

Apple defaults your $1200 camera to a quarter of its actual resolution.

I changed 7 settings last week and my photos instantly looked professional.

Here's what Apple doesn't tell you:

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

FL resident melts down after new limits for EBT kicks in: "No sodas?? No ice cream?? What we gonna do!?"

[Katie Pavlich @KatiePavlich]

Putting this on repeat because a) it’s hilarious b) it’s true c) it’s applicable to almost any national security, foreign policy issue