Clarke Cable

Presenter of the Clarke Cable Film Review Report.

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@qatarairways lovely vegan meal.

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Mmmm smells like someone on my street is roasting bees for dinner! 🤤

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Men are going missing in Tamworth. Ransom notes are being left in destroyed homes; wives are being extorted for money they don't have. Some get a sports car, but Dr Lance Backstock becomes fixated on these disappearances, falling into the fantasies of his Neo-Noir obsessed mind.

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I’d love to vacuum an attic.

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@LWLies @MichaelJLeader @elazic @daveyjenkins No @acjimbo again? 🧐

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@Oobahs Would you say it’s been tough trying to top your most seminal piece? When you changed the aspect ratio to 4:3 on the main TV at @BodeansBBQ in Soho with a remote control you’d brought from home.

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@bbc5live Dotun, does Tim’s hairy chest pass the BBC’s rigorous health and safety guidelines? Surely him and his polyester suit could go up in flames if exposed to harsh studio lighting.

[Little Balloon @littleballooon]

Good Morning Albania with @clarke_cable & Blade - Stool.

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@Londonmidlands train must've been transporting cattle earlier. Disgraceful filth.

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@LWLies Robert Mugabe

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Just scalded myself on the bidet again! #SundayMorning

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Great to see #DavidMoyes has brought legendary guitarist Hank Marvin on board at Everton to help with the new intense training regime

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No one has ever seen The Shawshank Redemption from the start.

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Ghosts #clarkecable #comedy

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#swimming #bladeandcable #mess

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What has Matthew Kelly done with all of those jazzy waistcoats?