Joni

[Joni @clarkeybabez]

@THORPEPARK why is tidal wave closed today plsssss, ITS SO HOT

[Joni @clarkeybabez]

@SW_Help why is the 0747 from Surbiton only 8 carriages instead of 12? That's two days in a row w no explanation 🙃

[Joni @clarkeybabez]

@SW_Help why are the usual 12 carriage trains (0747/0757), non stop to Waterloo via Surbiton now only 8? I couldn't get on this morning due to the amount of people and had to get next stopping service to Waterloo. 🥲

[Joni @clarkeybabez]

@south_railway why are your fast, non stop trains to Waterloo during peak rush hour now only 8 carriages instead of 12? 🥲

[Joni @clarkeybabez]

hi @MayorofLondon and @RishiSunak - question, remind me again why I need to pay even more this year for a god awful transport network??? 🥰

[Joni @clarkeybabez]

@niftyrosierap ugh so annoyingggg - thank you for the update, hope he gets home okay!

[Joni @clarkeybabez]

Does anyone know if Waterloo station is still fucked? I've sought solace in the Waterloo Tap 🙂

[Joni @clarkeybabez]

@MayorofLondon wassup my man! your public transport network fucking STINKS. can't wait to see what amazing changes you make with the £12.50 you're stealing from everyone's pockets from ULEZ. and the ever increasing cost of travel. you're doing amazing sweetie xxxxxxx

[Joni @clarkeybabez]

@MetroUK @Gregsheff INTERESTINGGGG

[Joni @clarkeybabez]

you have to be some type of hell born deviant to play videos out loud on a packed rush hour train. wHo dO u tHiNk U aRe sIr

[Joni @clarkeybabez]

@SW_Help when is the last train to surbiton from Waterloo today? TFL says nothing after 3pm but your website says differently?

[Joni @clarkeybabez]

fuck me sideways @nationalrailenq @south_railway WHAT DO I PAY £270 A MONTH FOR? tryna get to Waterloo and Surbiton station is MaYhEm 😤

[Joni @clarkeybabez]

@MrJacobBanks my man, is your London show in Nov sold out?? I cannae get tickets 🥺

[Joni @clarkeybabez]

@TicketmasterCS ????????

[Joni @clarkeybabez]

@TicketmasterUK @O2academybrix I have purchased tix for Jordan Rakei end of the month but no confirmation email or anything has come thru and I'm getting nervous. Have a SS w order#. Can u help pls? 🥺

[Joni @clarkeybabez]

@TicketmasterCS I have tickets for Jordan Rakei 26/4. No confirmation has come through and no tickets on your app but I do have an order#. Can you help?

[Joni @clarkeybabez]

@TicketmasterCS

[Domino's Pizza @dominos]

it's always "wyd?" and never "ywd?" (you want Domino's?)

[Joni @clarkeybabez]

@TfL Is piccadilly circus station open? I know the line is suspended but hoping to get bakerloo line and get off there? thanks!

[Joni @clarkeybabez]

@TfL Uxbridge - Rayners Lane has been suspended for almost a week now due to "excessive leaf fall". Is anyone gonna clear up said leaves any time soon? 🙄