clark🫐

he has no lips how can he get a kiss kiss very ugly no kiss for him *gasp* so handsome

[clark🫐 @clarksided]

I'm beauty.
I'm grace.
I'm Miss United States.

[That Wine Guy 🍷 @thatwineguy68]

Nothing better than a glass of #RedWine...🍷 Except maybe #Men 😄 #Yep #ImGay 🌈

[clark🫐 @clarksided]

@MutableMerc

[clark🫐 @clarksided]

It’s Holly

[clark🫐 @clarksided]

Thank you to everyone who wished me a happy birthday yesterday. You all get uppies if you want them (thankfully I’m very strong and can do that)
Except for all the bots. You get nothing.

[clark🫐 @clarksided]

3️⃣1️⃣🎉🎂

[clark🫐 @clarksided]

all the better to hug you with, my dear

[clark🫐 @clarksided]

Don’t even try it.

[clark🫐 @clarksided]

Sunday at the Park with George? Best I can do is Tuesday Here with Me and some Very Harsh Lighting™️

[clark🫐 @clarksided]

very tired

[clark🫐 @clarksided]

Betty winning the POV during Marty’s disastrous 3rd HoH. We love to see it.

[clark🫐 @clarksided]

Okay if I’m gonna really get serious about going to the gym, I really need to learn how to actually pose at some point.

[clark🫐 @clarksided]

@SyneCity

[clark🫐 @clarksided]

the mustache is back
(I trimmed the beard too short. I’m sorry)

[clark🫐 @clarksided]

@AshsDreamboard And then I pulled up to order yesterday, and AI popped up to take my order. Suddenly all that product placement meant nothing, and I was free from ever wanting Wendy’s again.

[clark🫐 @clarksided]

I am not immune to propaganda (Watching BBCAN and now I am craving Wendy’s)

[clark🫐 @clarksided]

Down 20+ pounds and started wearing contacts again. Just as like a general update for everyone.

[becks @queenxofpeace]

in a world full of fake performative AI slop girlbosses we have HER

[clark🫐 @clarksided]

(Yes he was briefly named Oswald at the beginning. Then it was changed to respect Oswald the Delibird, Ribbon icon.

[clark🫐 @clarksided]

Oswin has made it to Pokemon Champions. He has been reunited with Mega Evolution. Flame Orb/Guts was fun, but he really missed Skill Link.

[clark🫐 @clarksided]

@atmospherevgc What a very regular and innocuous Pokemon