Heather Clark

[Alexandra Voetberg @Realalexclark]

Boss: You haven’t been at the office all day

Me: and I haven’t been to Europe. I don’t understand the point you’re making?

[Heather Clark @clarky0711]

The fire alarm went off at work and our IT guy thought it was because of me and that I caught a printer on fire or something😅

[Heather Clark @clarky0711]

This isn’t quite my reasoning, I just legitimately don’t want kids. It’s normal. I don’t get why people push it onto others soo much! I can’t count how many times I’ve been asked when I’m having kids, then lectured about why I’m wrong for not wanting any & why THEY think I should

[Thee Aries @GiftedAsia]

Not wanting kids because you know you’re selfish and too emotionally absent to care for them is not the villain y’all make it out to be. That’s one less child that would have to experience neglect. That’s one less kid in the foster system or one less abused kid

[taymoneyduh @taymoneyduh]

To be honest i love going to bed early

[✰𝐇✰ @PositivelyHann]

I’m this old. 😂😂

[Heather Clark @clarky0711]

@ruaustinized @ChickfilA Last time we went in the Ford Skylar ran over half the cones bc it was literally impossible to get his truck through😂

[Heather Clark @clarky0711]

@CroftLacey It was interesting to say the least😅

[Heather Clark @clarky0711]

@CroftLacey Try painting with Skylar who I assumed would be a good painter bc ya know HE PAINTS FOR A LIVING. But cars are apparently a lot different than houses bc this man ran the roller up to the ceiling & left marks then painted over the outlets. I did all the trim work & wanted to cry😂

[Heather Clark @clarky0711]

@CroftLacey That’s a little easier at least haha we did every room in the house before we moved in & I’d still pay someone next time bc I learned I do NOT have the patience for it😂

[Heather Clark @clarky0711]

@CroftLacey We ended up hiring someone bc when I priced out materials and paint and renting the paint gun we needed, it wasn’t much more to just pay someone. Plus I REALLY didn’t want to do it😅

[Heather Clark @clarky0711]

Me & @hannahclark711 half the time when @WillPalmer9 texts us

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

6-year-old: If someone was sus, I'd yeet them away.

Me: I don't understand anything you just said.

6: I'm sorry that you're old.

[Heather Clark @clarky0711]

@Phant0mCh0u @Kayvis @StayyatHomeSon Exactly. The wouldn’t pause the whole vaccine over 6 people unless it’s a serious/deadly blood clot.

[Heather Clark @clarky0711]

@hannahclark711 @WillPalmer9 “I love you guys. Make sure my animals go to good homes.” As his face turns pale & he passes out & drops the phone. It was horrible when it happened but so funny now that he’s okay😂

[Heather Clark @clarky0711]

Best group FT ever is when @WillPalmer9 almost died when a lemur sliced his wrist & we were more concerned about keeping our dinner plans to go get tacos😂

[Heather Clark @clarky0711]

@WillPalmer9 I no lie laugh to myself about this all the time😅😅and anytime I see a lemur I remember you going “PTSD! PTSD!” when we helped you feed it the days after lmao

[Heather Clark @clarky0711]

How y’all have time to take naps??

[akram ♒︎ @ihyakram]

how yall take 15-30 minute naps mine be like 2-4 hours 😭

[Heather Clark @clarky0711]

@pulte Always! $heatherc711