ham

i am untethered and my rage knows no bounds

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

police said i contaminated a crime scene because i dumped 500 ladybugs and 200 grasshoppers on a corpse i found in an alley

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

Im so buzzed off your Geek bar bro I Fucking love you dude for real

[tear @tearrxv]

i get so gay off that banana bread

[👩‍💻 @verynormalfish]

Chief keef is my primary care provider

[Ava @noampomsky]

the only time i beg is to differ

[defleppardfan94 @lemonade_grrrl]

my uncle bought a geek bar from the dollar store and got SIDS

[FIORE @drakebonergif]

the beef jerky from dollar tree is people

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

I am on Coke Zero and I would like to finish inside you

[🌺caulksIeeve🌺 @tenthousund]

telling my wife to stfu so i can shazam whatever chili's has on

[ariana grindcore @jackiecore666]

when i was 16 my grandpa died in a juju on that beat accident

[danny @dannethboi]

at the antique store touching a bunch of stuff then rubbing my eyes

[grim @Discount_Death]

im high asf eating yogurt and it feels like my arms were installed sideways

[chatpile roan @chatpileroan]

a beautiful woman named beep is trying to contact me through my carbon monoxide alarm

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

if I was a baby i would pop out weighing 40 pounds, sing one perfect note, and pass away instantly

[ྀི @hrtindica]

only freak when froken to

[Master of Misfits @Paynuspain]

I’m drinking alone at the Rainforest Cafe and I’m being brave about the loud sounds of the jungle.

[swagless @noswagordrip]

I’m starting to think nobody knows where my hug is at

[cumweiser @cumweiser]

first date idea: we go to ihop together but you're barefoot

[dan @Dansplainer]

just cast chain lightning on a guy that didn't hold the door for me at walmart