Casey

Swerve. Ⓥ

[Casey @classic_casey20]

'When you were little you used to break shit. Now you're older and you break hearts' -my dad

[Casey @classic_casey20]

“You know the Olympics, right? This is like the Olympics but not”

[Casey @classic_casey20]

One time a guy I was seeing saw me in a romper and felt it necessary to say ‘No girl looks good in a romper’ so I’ve bought every romper I’ve come across since then.

[Casey @classic_casey20]

Is ‘The Bear’ Jamie Lee Curtis’ best performance?

[Casey @classic_casey20]

The ‘Forks’ episode of The Bear made me sob and I will not elaborate. #thebear

[Casey @classic_casey20]

Damn god really does give the toughest battles to the silliest gooses.

[Casey @classic_casey20]

Ya know, Twilight wouldn’t be THAT BAD if they didn’t sparkle in the sun light.

[Casey @classic_casey20]

Everyone wants to go on hikes/walks for dates but I did and I was just panicking about pooping the whole time.

[Casey @classic_casey20]

At this point if you’re a man who’s name starts with a J and you try to talk to me I’m taking it as a direct threat.

[Casey @classic_casey20]

Bo Burnham ducking while going through the door frame in ‘Inside’ is still the most sexually charged footage ever released.

[Casey @classic_casey20]

Is it just me or are all the stand up specials now just the comedian talking about how terrible the world is and throwing a joke in when it gets too weird?

[Casey @classic_casey20]

If I had a nickel for every time the girl that dated a guy after me stalked me I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but kind of weird it happened twice.

[Casey @classic_casey20]

I can’t stop watching Love is Blind. It’s so terribly good.

[Casey @classic_casey20]

I went to bar trivia last night but ended up just fixating on how pretty the the AT&T girl is.

[Casey @classic_casey20]

Just found out I’m going to see @taylorswift13 in concert in July and I screamed at work. 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

[Casey @classic_casey20]

You ever become less infatuated with a person and then realize they are the literal worst.

[Casey @classic_casey20]

You ever become less infatuated with a person and then realize they are the literal worst.

[Casey @classic_casey20]

You ever go through life and think ‘lol that person didn’t affect me that bad, I’m the same person I was’ and then you think about why you feel/ do certain things a little too hard and are like ‘oh shit’

[Casey @classic_casey20]

Not Joe getting stalked. Just look for the guy in the hat. 😂😂 #YouSeason4

[Casey @classic_casey20]

I was listening to Clean by Taylor Swift and there’s a lyric that says ‘10 months sober’ and I realized it’s been 10 months since I hooked up with the most toxic man I’ve ever met and I screamed TWINS in my car.

[Casey @classic_casey20]

I may not be the best person but what I’m not going to do is talk shit about someone behind their back.