Cuteness Vendor

I'm not just anyone

[Cuteness Vendor @classntrash]

All of these Brazilians running around downtown leaving me with South American intentions

[Cuteness Vendor @classntrash]

These people all call twitter X lmaoo

[Cuteness Vendor @classntrash]

Man, Christians have it hard af I never really got it! Giving hugs

[Cuteness Vendor @classntrash]

Man, Christians have it hard af I never really got it! Giving hugs

[Cuteness Vendor @classntrash]

Working a Log Cabin republican party y'all this shit is incredibly hilarious

[Cuteness Vendor @classntrash]

Working a Log Cabin republican party y'all this shit is incredibly hilarious

[Cuteness Vendor @classntrash]

So my phone has the Line of Death, and it accidentally gave me the nickname Mayo Whitmier #yesyou #JohnWhitmier #yousuitcladwalkingscrotum

[Cuteness Vendor @classntrash]

If it can't be a 30 point Knicks loss, let it be a 1 point Knicks loss #NBAFinals

[Cuteness Vendor @classntrash]

Average New Yorker: Anybody can't just live in the boroughs, kid! *Pounds fist to hands* ya gotta be TOUGH to live here ay kid

Average Knicks fan this week: did you just see him push himmm?? somebody is going to get killed here!

[Cuteness Vendor @classntrash]

I've got Walgreens and holly hall that's about it a little help @FedEx

[Cuteness Vendor @classntrash]

I say, @FedEx anybody there that can translate? Bc all I can really make out is "Drive all over town while on hold because I won't read an address or basic instructions" but that can't be it can it?

[Cuteness Vendor @classntrash]

@FedEx tour page says you're open today and I know you at least have guys running around scribbling notes I can see you in there!

[Cuteness Vendor @classntrash]

I say, @FedEx anybody there that can translate? Bc all I can really make out is "Drive all over town while on hold because I won't read an address or basic instructions" but that can't be it can it?

[Cuteness Vendor @classntrash]

@X why am I not following almost anybody on my "Following" feed? Wtf is wrong with you??

[Cuteness Vendor @classntrash]

@FedEx Am I to call around the local Walgreens???

What are delivery instructions FOR, exactly?

Unrelated— are you hiring? Bc I know several incompetent people who would love a steady check

[Cuteness Vendor @classntrash]

@FedEx day 2 dealing with your highly competent team. Got the right clearly marked address today, but instead of following very simple instructions I was left this note. Anybody care to translate??

[Cuteness Vendor @classntrash]

Lmaoo prototype for "flail wildly with only a vague idea of what I'm trying to do", then look around for a call" NBA is this person's preferred game and personality. Enough said. Although I obviously agree on the GOAT admission

[Hardwood Paroxysm @HPbasketball]

I prefer LeBron's game and prefer LeBron's personality and prefer LeBron's career. I think he's had the greatest career in NBA history.

But Jordan remains the GOAT to me because these clips show what it was like watching him. He just seemed to NEVER miss. He did, but watching him you alway KNEW he was going to win. There has never been a player like that for me outside of him.

[Cuteness Vendor @classntrash]

@FedEx waiting 5 weeks for this package, today would have been perfect but get a "we'll try again, couldn't reach you!" after y'all attempted to deliver my shit to my neighbor. Clown show over there

[Cuteness Vendor @classntrash]

We broke down there once —all of us lilly white—and almost got killed anyways. That town is absolute garbage. Nuke it already

[Killa 🌺 @KillaKreww]

YouTuber Ash Alk EXPOSED the sundown town of Vidor, Texas by getting locals to sign anti-Black petitions, investigating claims of segregation, and even confronting a man he identified as an alleged KKK leader 😳👀

He later attended a city council meeting to present his findings and even played Lil Baby’s “The Bigger Picture” while calling out the town’s reputation 😭

[Cuteness Vendor @classntrash]

@DJ_DAngelo2 @KillaKreww I mean, a lot of dip and chew consumed. Not literally nothing. But otherwise, yeah

[Sal the Agorist @SallyMayweather]

22 yrs ago today, after a long zoning dispute with local officials that ruined his business, welder Marvin Heemeyer had enough & created the Killdozer.

He destroyed the mayor’s house, the judge’s house, town hall, the police station, & the bank - while avoiding hurting civilians or their property.

Happy Killdozer Day to those who celebrate 🎊

[Cuteness Vendor @classntrash]

Refs started mostly blowing a fair whistle, and OKC's MO was gone. They couldn't play the same; they were hopelessly out of rythym not going to the line any time they flailed or fell down. They'd have been better off losing SGA and Chet.

Thank Underdog and D Brooks. Seriously.

[Cuteness Vendor @classntrash]

My hot take on this series is that the "Unethical Hoops" game/ads is what really did the Thunder in.

Any1 detached enough can see that the refs are coached to have things go a certain way. NBA saw the reaction to that game and the tide of applause, and saw that the gig was up.

[The Anonymous Nobody @el_budget]

Never seen a defending champ get punked like this