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Texas based life-form, wine seller & bass player

[bug girl @buggirl]

in nature if a monkey hoarded 1 trillion bananas the other monkeys would beat that monkey to death and take his bananas

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@levisback

[syrian princess اشلي @LupeVirgilMom]

by thomas wykes. had me crying laughing

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finally, news to really make me dumber & less informed. The cold fusion breakthrough equivalent of mass media induced brain damage

[New York Post @nypost]

CBS News boss Bari Weiss poised to oversee CNN editorial operations: report https://t.co/9TOb1jnX68

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

bread is stale and the circus sucks. Clown is jacking off. Lion tamer ODing on opiates. Lion is bloated dead. Magician is actually cutting the lady in half in real life. But I’ll keep watching. It’s actually not bad I take it back. They got a big thing of narcan for the elephant.

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@falkka Damn! Thank you. Figured it had to be serious.

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Anyone know what the hell happened at Montrose and Westheimer? Over a dozen emergency vehicles out there

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@NEOMORENO @NiallStanage if you take Bari's side on anything I suppose I have to accept you really are an expert on horseshit

[Space Boy🦇 @SpaceBoy458]

I’m crying bro he made one real movie and is finally asking “what the fuck are we doing”

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@ZeroSuitCamus *sigh* I had the Super Nintendo game that came out with it. It is even worse than the movie.

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The only wager I want to see Ted Cruz make involves a game of Roulette with a certain Russian flavor

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@omgsidewalks helllllllll yeah

[Rory Blank @BoneJail]

is there a way i can pay money towards making this movie not exist

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@BoneJail Please can I also throw in some money

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@SecondAmendment How does he best represent Texas?

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I split time between a Sales Position @ Microcenter & a wine bar server. MC scheduled a meeting the morning after my shift without telling me, wrote me up for missing it, then asked me to stay later than scheduled (& be late to the wine bar). Went to lunch & never came back.

[Eva. @Bunny_ngl]

Has anybody out there just walked out of a job like f*** this I'm not coming back?

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@AvatarKyber lord have mercy, this is boring as sin. Thank god for Rian Johnson. Love it or hate it, at least TLJ was interesting

[Ryan, Perdido en TX @RyanLostinTX]

Money is fake as fuck unless you don’t have any in which case it is real as hell.

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@OttoFernandez

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@jbillinson unironically, a dramatization of Groverhaus in the style of an A24 surrealist psychological thriller would rule. Especially with Tim Robinson