that Classy Broad

I don’t even like you. what are you doing here? go away.

[that Classy Broad @classybroad__]

“Gimme the beat, boys, and free my soul
I wanna get lost in your gigantic hole.”

[that Classy Broad @classybroad__]

I really think if @YunoMiles2 performed the Super Bowl halftime show it would bring our nation closer together ❤️

[that Classy Broad @classybroad__]

Is he Italian?
“I dunno.. he’s bald…”

[that Classy Broad @classybroad__]

God didn’t give me boobs cuz he knew I’d be too powerful.

[kendall @internetfairie]

stop bothering me or I will inform you of a behavioral pattern that is noticeable to other people but I can tell you are not yet aware of

[that Classy Broad @classybroad__]

Someone on this airplane smells like bologna.
Gotta be honest, I really hate it.

[that Classy Broad @classybroad__]

“I’m Cleveland born and bred, girl. You should let me shit on your chest.”

[that Classy Broad @classybroad__]

“I’m not just rusty.. I’m drunk.”

[that Classy Broad @classybroad__]

It’s a consistency thing

[that Classy Broad @classybroad__]

I need to remember: cannoli Kent.
NOT manicotti Kent.
Thanks.

[that Classy Broad @classybroad__]

“But… if you lay on the ground right now. I can fall on you.. but not touch you.. all over you.”

I met an ex male stripper tonight. He was VERY DRUNK. Fabulous.

[that Classy Broad @classybroad__]

“What’s the game.. where they play music and you have to walk around the chairs..?”
“……👀 musical chairs?”
“Yes, that. Thank you.”

[that Classy Broad @classybroad__]

🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

[진짜 Joe @jinjjajoe_]

We get a Kendrick concert on top of a Chiefs ass whopping?!

[Feru ✭ @ferupity]

Niggas be 300 pounds talking about homosexuality being a sin, so is gluttony u fat fuck 😭😭

[that Classy Broad @classybroad__]

This man just woke up from a dead sleep and asked me if I liked scallops.
I don’t..
But I think I might marry him.

[that Classy Broad @classybroad__]

Constantly asking myself
-is he cute? Or is he just the cutest one here?

[that Classy Broad @classybroad__]

“Isnt it a little odd that the super religious kid is running through the warehouse with a rainbow dildo?”
“Nah, he’s learning.”

[Wost🕷️ @mosthiphop]

Today not even Halloween no more it’s Free Young Thug day

[that Classy Broad @classybroad__]

My choice of men is my self harm.

[that Classy Broad @classybroad__]

I know it’s gonna be a good day when I wake up with BBL Drizzy already playing in my head.