KEᒪᒪEY ᑕᒪᗩᔕᗷY

That is what I do. I drink and I know things.

[KEᒪᒪEY ᑕᒪᗩᔕᗷY @classyclasby]

Tip: Change into workout clothes before leaving work
1. This will waste at least 5 min if you take your time
2. Your coworkers will believe you’re the type of person that works out
3. Your drive home is comfy
4. Upon arrival home you can lay directly on the couch w/o changing

[KEᒪᒪEY ᑕᒪᗩᔕᗷY @classyclasby]

@FreddyP425 @Billy_LaRue X IRL

[KEᒪᒪEY ᑕᒪᗩᔕᗷY @classyclasby]

@Billy_LaRue @FreddyP425 X IRL

[KEᒪᒪEY ᑕᒪᗩᔕᗷY @classyclasby]

@Billy_LaRue

[Avi Wolfman-Arent @Avi_WA]

Who is the diamondbacks mascot and does it tweet?

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

Chris Pine looks like if Lisa Rinna got bitten by a werewolf

[KEᒪᒪEY ᑕᒪᗩᔕᗷY @classyclasby]

Season 3 OTH >>>>>

[Ben Mandelker @BenMandelker]

Just realized that Scheana is older than Erin from #rhony

[kait ☻ @f1kait]

some intern showed up and said “WAIT CAN I REALLY PUT ON THE SUIT AND HELMET” and had the best day ever

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

My Apple Watch

[sarah | at 🇨🇦 gp @sarebearalt]

Idk why but this f1 season isn’t f1ing as much as it f1ed last season 😭

[Vanderpump Rules 🏳️‍🌈 @sur_rules]

Shonda Rhimes couldn’t write something so disturbing. #PumpRules

[KEᒪᒪEY ᑕᒪᗩᔕᗷY @classyclasby]

My brain is broken after the Tell Me Lies finally

[KEᒪᒪEY ᑕᒪᗩᔕᗷY @classyclasby]

@Billy_LaRue You’re wrong, but that’s okay.

[Tim McManus @Tim_McManus]

In one response, Zach Ertz captures the key difference between those who succeed and are accepted in Philadelphia, and those who flame out.

[KEᒪᒪEY ᑕᒪᗩᔕᗷY @classyclasby]

Disrespect

[Taylor Byers @TayBye]

@austeeeezy04’s latest form of torture:

Eating the last Klondike bar and leaving the box in the fridge so I get excited there’s one left, but there’s actually NONE.

[KEᒪᒪEY ᑕᒪᗩᔕᗷY @classyclasby]

@TayBye Are you okay?

[KEᒪᒪEY ᑕᒪᗩᔕᗷY @classyclasby]

@Insta_Gremm What if it’s only a vowel sometimes?

[KEᒪᒪEY ᑕᒪᗩᔕᗷY @classyclasby]

@KelseyyLukas ... we’re drunk

[KEᒪᒪEY ᑕᒪᗩᔕᗷY @classyclasby]

@TayBye Ranch ❤️

[not SVU 🦋 @livandorder]

i wonder how much money i could save if i wasn’t a fucking idiot