Classylaw

Bankruptcy law nerd. Former fed law clerk. Lover of pearls, beer, and The Sopranos. #GoHalos

[🦋 fairy 🧚‍♂️ @thisdecfairy]

“finally a day off”

me on the day off:

[Classylaw @ClassyEsq]

@BarExamTutor The signature in the first apology letter looks like a 3rd grader signed it…

[Classylaw @ClassyEsq]

I love my state. But also, fuck Katie Porter and that Mahan guy whose first name I don’t remember and don’t care to. And Villaraigosa too, while I’m at it - go back to your mlm schemes.

[Colin McCarthy @US_Stormwatch]

Not a cloud in the sky across virtually all of California today.

What a view from space.

[Classylaw @ClassyEsq]

@jkimballcook True, but to be fair, I can honestly say that watching the movie A.I. left me with feelings of profound emptiness and a weird kind of existential crisis that I couldn’t quite describe when I saw it at as a kid and still quite can’t today.

[Dj @DjsokeSpeaking]

Wanting democrats to do worse downballot in November just so your preferred Gov candidate has a moderately easier race against an R is really sad actually

Lockouts always help the party with both slots and rooting against one for your own party is unfathomable to me

[Classylaw @ClassyEsq]

Lol

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Boilers32 It most definitely was not. I would never have forgotten my drugs.

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

I’m like the opposite of AI. It took me over half an hour to write a simple email, and I didn’t consume a single drop of water all day.

[Classylaw @ClassyEsq]

@JulianAndreone @mattyglesias @RepAuchincloss

[Sam Blum @SamBlum3]

A fan of 62 years calls into the Angels postgame show to say he ditched his club level seat to protest Arte Moreno with his shirt off in right field.

[Classylaw @ClassyEsq]

Paying more and everything is shrinking!

[Senator Ruben Gallego @SenRubenGallego]

You’re paying more for groceries right now than at almost any point in the last four years. Trump started a reckless war with Iran, it shut down global oil supply, and now it’s showing up in your grocery bill.

[Scott Greenfield @ScottGreenfield]

Critical detail here, that entirely legal immigrants become "illegal" when Immigration refuses to process their ongoing paperwork for legal residency.

[Classylaw @ClassyEsq]

This is fucking ridiculous. And selfish. And the staffers are complicit too. I’ll never forget the Weekend at Bernie’s situation that was Dianne Feinstein’s last days.

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

83-year-old congresswoman Frederica Wilson has been missing for a month, absent from all votes since April 17.

She's running for re-election.

[Classylaw @ClassyEsq]

Porter needs to drop out already.

[Political Polls @PpollingNumbers]

New - Governor poll - California

🔵 Becerra 20%
🔵 Steyer 19%
🔴 Hilton 18%
🔵 Porter 13%
🔴 Bianco 12%
🔵 Mahan 9%

Emerson #A - LV - 5/10

[Katie Van Dyck @CapitolKVD]

Update: I got a middle seat.

Also learned that—one hour after @SouthwestAir told me the only available seat was a $73 premium exit row—it offered my travel buddy a $34 option.

Surveillance pricing on top of fraud. The scam has layers.

[David Sirota @davidsirota]

racism was probably a factor in the election, but this glib story that liberals use to self-soothe simply never wrestles with 200+ counties voting twice for Obama and then voting for Trump

[Lawyer Issues @LawyerIssues]

Lawyers on Saturday morning: “I’ll just do one quick thing.”

3 hours later: fighting for their life trying to convert a PDF to Word without ruining the formatting.

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

When I say the country is institutionally rigged for Republicans I’m talking about how Virginia gets their maps struck down after a two year process involving multiple legislative sessions and a statewide referendum but Tennessee can just decide not to enfranchise Memphis anymore

[Phatt-Daddy @Phathack]

Why do I love Mid Century Modern Homes

[Classylaw @ClassyEsq]

@DietCoke_Esq @schizesq They would just appeal if they lost lol

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

Community notes correctly pointing out that the Trump DOJ let Ticketmaster-Live Nation off the hook.