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This corn is raw.

[Rothmus 🏴 @Rothmus]

Bookmark this!!!111

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@redpillb0t Mcbain is from the Simpsons and Ghandi II is from UHF. Unfortunately this kind of knocks the wind out of the Shazzam box.

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@Skores9q Dude, I just want my stupid soda.

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@MAGAVoice That dude couldn't kill a small bag of chips. He has the muscle tone of a toddler.

[Michelle Maxwell ™ @MichelleMaxwell]

With everything we are hearing right now about ticks this seems like good information to share.

“Here’s what I’ve learned after more ticks than I care to count.
First, whatever your uncle told you, forget it. No matches. No nail polish. No Vaseline. No soap on a cotton ball. All of those do the same terrible thing, they stress the tick out, and a stressed tick empties its gut back into the bite before letting go. Which, if you think about what that actually means for a second, is literally how Lyme and the rest get transmitted so you’re not speeding up its exit. You’re making it throw up into you.
Fine-tipped tweezers. Grip right where the mouthparts enter the skin, not the body, the head. Pull straight up, steady, no twisting, no jerking. It’ll feel like it’s resisting because it is, the mouthparts are barbed. Just keep the pressure on and it lets go in a few seconds. If a piece breaks off in the skin, leave it alone. Your body pushes splinters out. Digging around with a needle does more damage then the fragment ever would.
Clean it with alcohol or soap. Wash your hands.
Now here’s the part most people skip: don’t flush the tick.
Tape it to an index card. Clear packing tape right over the body, write the date and where on your body it was, and stick the card in a drawer. If you come down with anything weird in the next 30 days, rash, fever, joint pain, that flu-that-isn’t-flu feeling, that tick goes with you to the doctor. Some labs will test the tick itself, which is faster and often more reliable than waiting for antibodies to show up in your own blood. A dated tick taped to a card is one of the most useful things you can hand a doctor who’s trying to figure out what’s wrong with you.
The other thing worth saying out loud: if the tick was engorged when you pulled it, and you can’t swear it was off your body within 24 hours, call your doctor that same day. Don’t wait for a rash. Fewer than three out of four Lyme cases even produce the classic bullseye. A single preventive dose of doxycycline within 72 hours of a deer tick bite cuts the Lyme odds way down, and most docs in tick country will write that prescription without giving you a hard time, especially if you walk in with the tick taped to a card and a clear timeline.”

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@fcukthisguy HCI ID cards

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@NUCLRGOLF 211 hit a 7 iron from up here. So probably a 9er

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@hicasamadim 72....

[Adam Young Golf @adamyounggolf]

This is insane! #golf

If this 🧵thread🧵 doesn't highlight how good we ALL have to be at this game, I don't know what will.

Follow me @adamyounggolf for more interesting info

Here we see a square clubface with an iron. With a square path, this would go straight

See more 👇👇

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@SnobbyScheffler Definitely taking and giving some root relief. Nobody needs to break a wrist on a Fun Thursday round.

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@EndWokeness LARPer

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@Rainmaker1973 Pasghetti

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@EricLDaugh In 2002 they'd shut that airport down and all those cats would get a week or two of questioning.

[BTG @BowTied_Golfer]

Why go to therapy when you can just set up a tee gate and make 100 3 footers in a row

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@420mercymain69 The "kid" was 20.

[Thechek182 @thechek182]

BREAKING: Confirmed source HAMMER TIME (INK) shows that a league employee representing the sports books stopped Dylan Harper from returning to todays game, a game which lead to a MASSIVE profit for the book as 98% (give or take) of parlays with Jalen Williams and Dylan Harper busted.

[Jay Anderson @TheProjectUnity]

This is a heat map of the Stratos AI data centre in Utah.

A Utah State University physicist estimated the project’s thermal load at roughly 16 gigawatts, describing it as:

“About 23 atom bombs worth of energy dumped into this local environment every single day.”

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@SnobbyScheffler Easiest decision ever. The putts all day. Not even close. The insane amount of strokes gained putting....