Memê Hilario

B.A. Philosophy 2013 M.S. Chemistry 2025 // Married // Dad

[Memê Hilario @fcukthisguy]

McDonald’s breakfast run, 4 hash browns

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Be honest
If you woke up a BILLIONAIRE tomorrow what’s the first thing you’d do ??

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@AdamFriedland I know who you are Adam- duh! Of course I’ll do your show. I love your show- but I definitely won’t be able to top the Chet episode.

[Adam Friedland @AdamFriedland]

.@HunterBiden I’m a talk show host in New York City. I’d love to hear your story.

[Ben Stiller @BenStiller]

KNICKS IN 4

[Memê Hilario @fcukthisguy]

@DragonflyJonez Their whole roster is guards, Wemby and Kornet lmao it kinda rocks

[. @playboicurrryy]

when u apply to a job and they actually hire you

[Stuart Buck @stuartbuck1]

@TECleveland @cremieuxrecueil Despite some bogus grants, a lot of government is like this cartoon. I bet this "small team" would find a line item for "screwworm sterilization" and delete it, not knowing that they just devastated American farming: https://t.co/OAnAkxDSEK

[Fullcourtpass @Fullcourtpass]

Victor Wembanyama’s agent says Wemby has turned down millions of dollars and will never endorse soda companies

"They all want him, but Victor will never sell soda. Because he doesn’t want to kill the kids."

(Via @JaredWeissNBA, h/t @TheNBABase)

[Memê Hilario @fcukthisguy]

@HomeRunEmpire I’m hung for Josh Jung!

[Memê Hilario @fcukthisguy]

Kobe never won without help

[Basketball University @UofBasketball]

Most Clutch points in a Finals series since 1997…

[Memê Hilario @fcukthisguy]

@SlamBamWillow More like “wayaminute huh” lol

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@SoundDobad I know this may sound petty, but I can’t stand it when people put photoshop a meth pipe in my mouth. A crack pipe doesn’t have that little bowl at the end. This is why we can’t trust AI. Please make the appropriate edit. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

[KUSO 🔞 URAGONER gamedev @kuso_otoko]

no, whales are cool, I just didn’t expect them to be chinese

[Memê Hilario @fcukthisguy]

Kobe’s fault

[Coach Matt @MVScouting]

Ain’t no fucking way

[Memê Hilario @fcukthisguy]

Just put the payment for your therapy invoice in the bag man

[〽ax Price @Max1milianPrice]

New god of war looks lame. People play GOW because they wanna feel like the absolute pinnacle of a man, it’s pretty much male ego personified in a game.

When you switch it to a female lead you lose much of that which made it appealing to its core fan base

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Kenn321705 I’ve never stolen an erection in my life.

[Memê Hilario @fcukthisguy]

Dahbihgah

[Docco Baldelli @_Whats_up_DOC]

Alright what in the fuck is with the kool aid pineapples

[Memê Hilario @fcukthisguy]

@EmersonLotzia @mikegolicjr @NickWehry Tastes like toothpaste I’m sad to report

[Memê Hilario @fcukthisguy]

@DragonflyJonez Steve Nash passes the ball once per possession and never gets it back

[Memê Hilario @fcukthisguy]

@Psarke1 @PAbegoaria @CSMFHT @romanhelmetguy That’s comparing a science to an art, flawed starting point