certified fresita

27 years old, no money, no prospects 🇵🇷

[z @0ravoice]

its an #agegapsummer

[lily @c0wgirlonline]

any heart could love a 6’2 man but it takes a soul to love a man that’s 5’8

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

listening to melodrama off two gins and tonic ... yeah

[keira @kettlevinyl]

it’s kind of sad they could never do a Jury Duty on me because of my encyclopedic knowledge on niche comedians

[D. @Lush_Beauty1]

If you think girls are gold diggers, you've never seen how boys act when they discover a girl who lives alone.

[𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖗𝖑𝖞❤️‍🔥 @Charlygotyou]

i love going “streets are saying” before i say something i literally just made up

[kyle @kyle4prezident]

emerald fennell. chloé zhao. celine song.

the amount of online vitriol these women get for directing notable, profitable movies is insane. meanwhile their male counterparts make mediocre films without any uproar. please make it make sense

[r͛ @9lsvq]

private instagram and public twitter yes we exist.

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

Peasant and Nestrobber, by Pieter Bruegel the Elder, 1568

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

The Sermon on the Mount, by Beryl Lewis, before 1965, 📸 by @ScottStrazzante

[re: emma @evemmore]

mixing friend groups for my birthday makes me feel like graham norton

[certified fresita @claucayouknow]

Imagine being both

[Spencer Agnew @Spennser]

i always wanna make fun of adults who are way into the muppets then i remember how i feel about scooby doo

[roxy demento @falseroxy]

i just realized that calling people 'performative' has replaced calling people 'posers'

[arson🌂 @desi0re]

Put me on love island and watch it become a psychological horror

[clara @caviarkittie]

I get her on a completely different level. I too know what it feels like to be the prude amongst the alternative, and the pervert amongst the conservative

[eli @loveforcaptnswn]

2025 in film and tv.

[g @34rths]

I'm an adult the same way as a tomato is a Fruit

[Gale Na @poisonjr]

Your midriff should comfort the disturbed and disturb the comfortable