Claude Henry Smoot

Faith healer. I've sinned. I didn't take any Polaroids or anything. But, yeah, I've sinned.

(DISCLAIMER: My views are not homogenous.)

[Claude Henry Smoot @claud_smoot]

"I was on my gazebo, on the roof, making some repairs, and I was struck by lightning...and I've had migraine headaches & blurred vision ever since then but praise the Lord that was my lucky day because ever since then, I've had the healing power. Amen, God bless you. Good night."

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@CCPISASSH0E In the 1980s (and even into the 90s), there were pole showers. No stalls. Just poles with shower heads mounted to them. No modesty allowed. It's funny how the more sexualized media becomes, the more modest individuals are.

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@HankDesmondPhD Trump didn't respect Biden. And he's the MAGA leader.

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@mattvanswol "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof..."

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@Michael_Urban @MarcoForte98719 @mattvanswol "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof..."

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@Camp4life2007 @deaflibertarian Presidents may issue pardons as allowed by Article II, Section 2 of the U.S. Constitution. A person can receive a pardon before charges are filed, while a case is ongoing, or after a conviction.

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@texansis @deaflibertarian Even if pardoned, you can plead the fifth if the questions risk exposure to state prosecutions, perjury, or unpardoned crimes.

[Louisiana Jeff @LouisianaJeff]

The seasons in Louisiana.

[Reaniac @funnyinvegas]

@RpsAgainstTrump Sure.

[Claude Henry Smoot @claud_smoot]

@TheBostonGuy617 @MLFootball @FitzyGFY @JumboHart @jerrythornton @TitleTalkTCL @lexiosborne @BradHensonPro @KennyKing_Jr @RavensTalkPod @wufosports @BuffaloBossBabe He just wasn't as tough as you, I guess. It couldn't possibly be that he was suffering a mental health crisis where his reality and perspective were vastly different than yours or mine. Nope. Not a chance. If only he could have been "tougher." 🙄

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@Foxywhispers @Fletc92936Kevin @HalfwayPost Proxy voting is not allowed on the Senate floor. (However, all Senate standing committees permit proxy voting.)

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@Deltarunelvrrr @shonenknives You were sheltered. I grew up before the Internet. It just took a few conversations with my mates and a nudie magazine to set my imagination off.

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@itscoleonx @messedupfoods What business gives their employees $10k on their 10th anniversary?

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@Jojobeansrock @hiznauti @KirkpatrickYork @kylegriffin1 Then why is it led by the Attorney General, who is a member of the President's Cabinet in the executive branch?

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@chogs197 @Scoooota8 You think the mayor of a town Arkansas with only 65k people can manipulate the results of a lottery covering all but five states?

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@RobK376024 @thejackhopkins He works by sitting. His only exercise is golf with a cart. He's NOT remotely physically fit. He's obese.

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@Mamabenergy2 @atrupar Makes sense. Except why did you use pictures of non-military security guards and police and claim they were members of the military?

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@CoastalEchos @RpsAgainstTrump And the best of the best have never made a mistake ever? Good to know.

[Weapon 𝕏 @HellRaz0r1776]

People who eat gas station hotdogs watching all the salad eaters shit themselves