cloobie

while i’m gone, write 1,000 words on the graceful geometry of cable knit sweaters. board-certified music therapist.

[cloobie @clauddds]

i truly oscillate between being in love with life and hating being alive every three (3) hours

[Nyra ✧ @Giftyjf1]

You guys need to get out of the coasts. People in midwestern gas stations dress like this every day

[cloobie @clauddds]

5 celery 2 diet cokes

[Spectre @spectre0799]

Shabang but the beat is Hickory Dickory Dock

[cj- @cjnieI]

She had just turned 50 fresh off the table healing from a face lift and rhinoplasty the mug was nasty and she knew it

[️sof @sodazerosugar]

i was born to have fun

[Praise @tufpraise]

so they can give a woman 15 years in prison for WORDS against a corporation but when men stalk and verbally harass and threaten women there's "nothing they can do about it until he actually attacks you"

[Firastopher 🇵🇸 @firastopher]

Why do she look like she’s alright with a slow burn

[Reductress @Reductress]

Intuitive Eating? My Body Is Telling Me It Needs Nerds Gummy Clusters: https://t.co/b0JyLOuSYk

[𝙚- @Iastxchance]

when Beyoncé described the pride flag on Cozy

[Eoin Daly @eoinmauricedaly]

An AI-hallucinated reference is a falsified reference, and a falsified reference should be treated as a form of academic fraud

[morgan (vermont) @vermont_morgan]

zoom out reveal here is one of the pinnacles of visual comedy this century

[ponyboy @ponyboooooy]

me after 2 shots of anything

[campbell g @rodeoman]

Fiona Apple after meeting Shameika

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

pissing me off syndrome

[fossymossy @fossymossy1]

imagine being named Dumbass Wagecuck

[blue @bluewmist]

if you don't connect w bigger things (sunlight, history, art, nature, love), you will make the ill mistake of believing you are the big thing

[Tom Zohar @TomZohar]

Jane Krakowski as Jenna Maroney as Erika Kirk